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post #1 of 17 (permalink) Old 12-23-2003, 03:02 PM Thread Starter
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Just when you thought youve heard it all

Two hunters from Wisconsin -- (true story)
This is from a radio program, a true report of an incident in
Wisconsin:
> A guy buys a brand new Lincoln Navigator truck for $42,500 and has $560
> monthly payments. He and a friend go duck hunting in winter, and of
> course all the lakes are frozen. These two guys go out on the lake with
> their guns, a dog, and of course the new Vehicle. They drive out onto
> the lake ice and get ready. >
> Now, they want to make some kind of a natural landing area for the
> ducks, something for the decoys to float on. In order to make a hole
> large enough to look like something a wandering duck would fly down and
> land on, it's going to take a little more effort than an ice hole drill.
> So, out of the back of the new Navigator truck comes a stick of dynamite
> with a short, 40-second fuse.
>
> Now these two Rocket Scientists do take into consideration that they
> want to place the stick of dynamite on the ice at a location far from
> where they are standing (and the new Navigator truck), because they
> don't want to take the risk of slipping on the ice when they run from
> the burning fuse and possibly go up in smoke with the resulting blast.
> They light the 40-second fuse and throw the dynamite.
>
> Remember a couple of paragraphs back when I mentioned the vehicle, the
> guns, and the dog?? Let's talk about the dog: A highly trained Black Lab
> used for RETRIEVING. Especially things thrown by the owner.
>
> You guessed it, the dog takes off at a high rate of doggy speed on the
> ice and captures the stick of dynamite with the burning 40-second fuse
> about the time it hits the ice. The two men yell, scream, wave their
> arms and wonder what to do now. The dog, cheered on, keeps coming. One
> of the guys grabs the shotgun and shoots the dog. The shotgun is loaded
> with #8 buckshot, hardly big enough to stop a Black Lab. The dog stops
> for a moment, slightly confused, but continues on.
>
> Another shot and this time the dog, still standing, becomes really
> confused and of course terrified, thinking these two geniuses have gone
> insane. The dog takes off to find cover, under the brand new Navigator
> truck. The men continue to yell as they run. The exhaust pipe under the
> truck is still hot, so the dog yelps and drops the dynamite under the
> truck, and takes off after his master. Then --BOOM-- the truck is blown
> to bits and sinks to the bottom of the lake in a very large hole,
> leaving the two idiots standing there with this "I can't believe this
> happened" look on their faces.
>
> The insurance company says that sinking a vehicle in a lake by illegal
> use of explosives is NOT COVERED. He still had yet to make even the
> first of those $560.00 a month payments!!!
>
> And you thought your day was not going well....
>

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post #2 of 17 (permalink) Old 12-23-2003, 03:05 PM
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Un-freakin' believable... lol what a bunch of morons. Feel sorry for the dog.
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If its true those idiots got what they deserve. I hope the dog was okay.

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Sounds like your average packers fan.

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post #5 of 17 (permalink) Old 12-23-2003, 03:13 PM
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Sounds like your average packers fan.


I was thinking the same thing,

Poor Dog though, man that poor dog.

What bunch a dumb fucks, DYNAMITE
post #6 of 17 (permalink) Old 12-23-2003, 03:27 PM
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I think these guys actually play for the Packers...

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post #8 of 17 (permalink) Old 12-23-2003, 03:31 PM
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this old story has been around for ages. seems like the vehicle type changes every couple years.

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i heard this story last year too...lol
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Originally posted by GsxrTony
Sounds like your average packers fan.
Sounds like your average Bears fan

Sometimes goodbye is your second chance.
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Hope the dog was OK. They should shoot those 2 for being stupid.

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Actually it wasnt someone from WI. It was some guy from Plainfield, IL.DD

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Unreal!

Had to be a Packerland Moron!!

Then again you did say Navigator and well frankly if you said rusty pick-up or an old van i might be inclined to believe that!

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Wow! Makes you think about mans longevity on this planet.

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Yes my friend...........Darwinism at its finest!

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Seriously in 83, my first year hunting, there was a guy from the chicagoland area who tried to register a HOLSTIEN COW at the DNR station. We go there to register my cousis deer and there was a company van with a trailer surrounded by 3 sherrif cars as 2 dnr trucks. Big brown and white cow with nub horns GUTTED on teh trailer.


Damn city people.

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