Jim
10-07-2002, 08:08 AM
A Bear Fan is having breakfast one morning; coffee, croissants, bread,butter & jam, when a Packer Fan, chewing gum, sits down next to him.
The Bear Fan ignores the Packer Fan, who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.
PACKER FAN- "You Bear folk eat the whole bread?"
BEAR FAN- "Of course!"
PACKER FAN- (after blowing a large bubble) "We don't. In Wisconsin , we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to Illinois ."
The Packer Fan has a smirk on his face. The Bear Fan listens in
silence.
The Packer Fan persists. "Do you eat jelly with the bread?"
BEAR FAN- "Of course!"
PACKER FAN- (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling) "We don't. In Wisconsin we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and jelly
and sell it to Illinois ."
The Bear Fan then asks, "Do you have sex in Wisconsin ?"
PACKER FAN- "Why of course we do." he says with a smirk.
BEAR FAN- "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
PACKER FAN- "We throw them away, of course."
BEAR FAN- "We don't. In Illinois , we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell it to Wisconsin ."
GO BEARS!
The Bear Fan ignores the Packer Fan, who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.
PACKER FAN- "You Bear folk eat the whole bread?"
BEAR FAN- "Of course!"
PACKER FAN- (after blowing a large bubble) "We don't. In Wisconsin , we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to Illinois ."
The Packer Fan has a smirk on his face. The Bear Fan listens in
silence.
The Packer Fan persists. "Do you eat jelly with the bread?"
BEAR FAN- "Of course!"
PACKER FAN- (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling) "We don't. In Wisconsin we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and jelly
and sell it to Illinois ."
The Bear Fan then asks, "Do you have sex in Wisconsin ?"
PACKER FAN- "Why of course we do." he says with a smirk.
BEAR FAN- "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
PACKER FAN- "We throw them away, of course."
BEAR FAN- "We don't. In Illinois , we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell it to Wisconsin ."
GO BEARS!