The Real Secret to Marriage

[MoTo178]

My co-worker just told me the real secret. I'm glad I found this out before I ever travelled down that road.

The secret is............

1. It is important to find a woman that cooks and cleans.

2. It is important to find a woman that makes good money.

3. It is important to find a woman that likes to have sex.

4. It is important that these three women never meet



:twofinger

[Vcook]

reminds me of my favorite toast:

"To the women we love, and the women we fuck......may they never meet"

[Champ91]

lol the ladies in the office here thought it was funny.

[MrBusa]

ROTF...this one is a keeper.

[Hooligan]

Ill try to remember that cuz it sure didnt work the first time!

[unclepetey]

Here's one of my favorites.


Here's to fast bikes, and even faster women.

[Brian]

Originally posted by Vcook
reminds me of my favorite toast:

"To the women we love, and the women we fuck......may they never meet"

Correction:

......the women we love, and the women we love to fuck.....

[Doctor B]

Originally posted by Brian


Correction:

......the women we love, and the women we love to fuck.....

UH OH!! Time to take cover!! SHOTS FIRED!! SHOTS FIRED!!:laughing

[Brian]

Originally posted by Doctor B
UH OH!! Time to take cover!! SHOTS FIRED!! SHOTS FIRED!!:laughing



I was simply corrrecting the "saying"
:ot
for the record.....that saying does not reflect my true feelings.......... i think. :laughing

[VIVID1]

Originally posted by Brian
.......... i think. :laughing http://www.mansun-nl.com/smilies/Thinkingof_.gif

[Odysseys]

ALLLLL I GOTS TO SAY IS:rofl :rofl :rofl


we who about to die SALUTE YOU


looks like someones nukie is not gonna get nuked no more:evil

[VIVID1]

Originally posted by Odysseys
looks like someones nukie is not gonna get nuked no more:evil Since there is some doubt... I think MORE nukie is in order ;)

[Odysseys]

:laughing

hey as long as you guys dont get super mushy on here or SUPER pissed it is all good and i am happy for you guys from what it seems like are a couple now.

congrats:cheers

(edited out..i was under the wrong assumption):rolleyes

[Odysseys]

humm lets see who can i hook up next?

how about budbrain and captainpeebodys mom?:evil
oh what i think that was already done..just joking pete..besides you know i wonder how rich is doing..its been a while since he even last posted.
hope he is doing well where ever you are...i gotta look around i know i got his # around here

[Odysseys]

well just called rich and left a message, i told him about this thread hopfully he can find it:laughing

[VIVID1]

Originally posted by Odysseys
congrats:cheers

cool...i kinda helped a couple hook up from a web site...how cool it that:D :nono if anyone gets credit it's Jerry.

Ken, what exactly did you do to help? :confused

[Odysseys]

well i guess nothing at this point.and who ever is jerry i guess you should thank him instead.

[Champ91]

c what ya can do for Lupi.:rofl :evil :twofinger

[unclepetey]

Originally posted by Odysseys
humm lets see who can i hook up next?

how about budbrain and captainpeebodys mom?:evil
oh what i think that was already done..just joking pete..besides you know i wonder how rich is doing..its been a while since he even last posted.
hope he is doing well where ever you are...i gotta look around i know i got his # around here


You know the odd thing is that whenever I'm home Shitbrain almost never stops by. But when I leave for school it seems like he's at my house every other day. I don't know what that's about?:confused

[Odysseys]

kick his ass pete:laughing
i wonder how is he is doing..he still hasnt called back yet...maybe he is out of town?

[unclepetey]

He might be out of town. I e-mailed him a couple of days ago and he still hasn't responded so that might be the case.


I bet he's having one of his week long orgies again. :D