Motorcycle jokes

[Grasshopper]

A drunk biker is riding through the city and his bike is weaving violently all over the road. An Irish cop pulls him over. The cop says to the biker, "Where have you been?" "I've been to the pub," slurs the biker. "Well," says the cop, "It looks like you've had quite a few." "I did all right," the biker says with a smile. "Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell off the bike?" "Oh, thank heavens" sighs the biker. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."

[BIGGY]

Q: Why did the motorcycle run away from the garage?

A: It felt that it needed more (v)room!

Wow...can you tell I just made that one up?

[Odysseys]

:rofl :rofl :rofl

[Grasshopper]

A cop is staking out the Killarney Hotel for bikers riding drunk. At closing time, he sees a biker stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and fumble for his keys for five minutes. When he finally gets on the bike, it takes him another five minutes to get the key in the ignition. Meanwhile, everybody else leaves the bar and rides off. When he finally pulls away, the cop is waiting for him, pulls him over, and gives him a Breathalyzer test. The test shows he has a blood alcohol level of 0.0. The cop says, "How is this possible?" The guy laughs and says, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
:jester

[Labdog]

Originally posted by Nickbob43
The test shows he has a blood alcohol level of 0.0. The cop says, "How is this possible?" The guy laughs and says, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
:jester



:cheers :rofl :rofl :rofl :cheers

That's great!:laughing

[Odysseys]

THATS FUCKEN FUNNY!!!!!!!!

[KBOlsen]

Now THAT's a good one! :rofl

[MeggysGixxer]

:cheers

[Champ91]

:rofl