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kappa
06-27-2003, 04:11 PM
Tough Choice

A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more
attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her. Then, he married the one with the biggest tits.

Odysseys
06-27-2003, 04:14 PM
cant blam him, cause he knew all that (i did it cause i love you crap) would wear off in a year...so might as well have some fun with big juggies :)

Vcook
06-27-2003, 04:20 PM
hooray for boobies!

SloRoll
06-27-2003, 04:23 PM
:rofl

Pirate
06-27-2003, 04:26 PM
Speaking of socially unacceptable avatars, can we please have that feathered shiney thing out of here?? That thing scares the crap out of me! What the hell is it? It keeps popping up all the time! YIKES! (just kidding) But I still want to know what it is. :)

kappa
06-27-2003, 04:38 PM
Originally posted by Pirate
Speaking of socially unacceptable avatars, can we please have that feathered shiney thing out of here?? That thing scares the crap out of me! What the hell is it? It keeps popping up all the time! YIKES! (just kidding) But I still want to know what it is. :)
:ot
DON”T HATE
It's silver man he used to hang out at nocturnal night club.
(for your non-club-heads info)

MeggysGixxer
06-27-2003, 04:43 PM
Is it cause I'm a chick that I don't find the joke to be funny?

I mean.... why not just tell them to lift up their shirts and avoid losing $10K? Yes I said $10 K cause $5 was given back to him.


So I assume women can do the same thing to men.. and tell them to take off their pants?


OK BOYS.... NEXT STRATS NIGHT...... DROP THOSE PANTS!!!

:cheers :D

F4iDog
06-27-2003, 04:44 PM
HURRAY FOR BOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!:thumbsup

bluebusa60544
06-27-2003, 06:20 PM
Originally posted by MeggysGixxer
OK BOYS.... NEXT STRATS NIGHT...... DROP THOSE PANTS!!!
:cheers :D

Do you realize what you may be starting? She's kidding Vcook, really.

kappa
06-27-2003, 07:20 PM
If we are on the topic ........


A young man asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?"

The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of
breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and
firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but
hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."

"Onions?"

"Yes, see them and they make you cry."
:thumbsup

UGO55
06-27-2003, 07:25 PM
:laughing :laughing :laughing

Dan
:rofl :rofl :rofl

CRAZe Inc
06-27-2003, 07:52 PM
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :thumbsup

bwa
06-27-2003, 08:08 PM
:rofl
:jester

Dr. D
06-27-2003, 08:40 PM
Nice jokes, actually laughed out loud at work, it's OK though, people already think I'm strange.