This had me laughing

HDTony · 04-13-2012, 02:08 PM

makes sense

Quote:

"Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in Our Country lately: Illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida . .. .. . Not me -- I concentrate on solutions for the problems -- it's a win-win situation.

* Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
* Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levees.
* Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.

Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?
Think about this:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments

COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq ....
why don't we just give them ours?
It was written by a lot of really smart guys,
it has worked for over 200 years,
and we're not using it anymore.

THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this --
you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal'
'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and
'Thou Shall Not Lie'
in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians,
it creates a hostile work environment."

-Larry the cable guy

jrock · 04-13-2012, 02:21 PM

That's awesome!

BlackBettyR1 · 04-13-2012, 02:29 PM

Nice!

C2M · 04-13-2012, 02:52 PM

zing awesome

Kneeinpain · 04-13-2012, 05:44 PM

It's funny because.... it's true

FiReBReTHa · 04-13-2012, 10:45 PM

awesome post

Wink · 04-13-2012, 11:14 PM

Great stuff

stkr · 04-13-2012, 11:37 PM

Now that's funny right there; I don't care who ya are.

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Norseman82 · 04-16-2012, 09:23 PM

04-13-2012, 02:21 PM	#2
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04-13-2012, 02:52 PM	#4
C2M ǝɹoɯʎuɐ ʞɔnɟ ɐ sǝʌıƃ oɥʍ Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 11,082 Location: Crook county Sportbike: 636/ zzr600/ r6 Years Riding: Since 07 How you found us: bathroom stall	zing awesome __________________ go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .

04-13-2012, 05:44 PM	#5
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04-13-2012, 11:14 PM	#7
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04-13-2012, 11:37 PM	#8
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04-16-2012, 09:23 PM	#9
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