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Old 12-01-2008, 04:04 PM   #1
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why does my (poo) smell like baby POO?

wtf? the last few days my poo smells like a baby's diaper!
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Old 12-01-2008, 04:05 PM   #2
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Old 12-01-2008, 04:10 PM   #3
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Ive been throwing baby shit at your house for years,...you are just now noticing?
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Ive been throwing baby shit at your house for years,...you are just now noticing?
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I've just been piling my used diapers behind his garage.
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Old 12-01-2008, 04:13 PM   #5
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seriously i dont get it. my poo usually never smells like this.

turkey or sumthing still coming out, ham i dunno?

either that or my wife has been drugging me.
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Old 12-01-2008, 04:21 PM   #6
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Have you been eating babies?



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Old 12-01-2008, 04:52 PM   #7
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other then eating babies it is the thanksgiving dinner feast that has given me enough gas to create a small hole in the ozone over wood dale.
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Old 12-01-2008, 05:18 PM   #8
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Please someone tell me why I opened this thread.
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Old 12-01-2008, 05:20 PM   #9
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Please someone tell me why I opened this thread.
Was the title deceptive?
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Old 12-01-2008, 05:24 PM   #10
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That would be Ammonia:

Extremely foul smelling stools can be due to bacteria overgrowth. Some bacteria produce hydrogen sulfide which has a characteristic rotten egg smell (horrible stench). It can also be the putrifying debris in the gut. Ammonia smelling stools can be attributed to bacteria overgrowth or nitrogen being insufficiently digested or improperly metabolized. When food is insufficiently digested, the non-absorbed food can then become food for harmful bacteria, or just putrefy, in the gut. Either of these leads to toxins being released in the body.

Tip 1: Try eating some yogurt to repopulate your gut bacteria

Tip 2: Chew your food more

Tip 3: If you are worried, see your doc.
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Old 12-01-2008, 05:28 PM   #11
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That would be Ammonia:

Extremely foul smelling stools can be due to bacteria overgrowth. Some bacteria produce hydrogen sulfide which has a characteristic rotten egg smell (horrible stench). It can also be the putrifying debris in the gut. Ammonia smelling stools can be attributed to bacteria overgrowth or nitrogen being insufficiently digested or improperly metabolized. When food is insufficiently digested, the non-absorbed food can then become food for harmful bacteria, or just putrefy, in the gut. Either of these leads to toxins being released in the body.

Tip 1: Try eating some yogurt to repopulate your gut bacteria

Tip 2: Chew your food more

Tip 3: If you are worried, see your doc.
Wow.. a solid explanation of poo. I just assumed I was eating like garbage when this happens.
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Old 12-01-2008, 05:37 PM   #12
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my poo doesn't smell like ammonia, not even mop and glow or mr. clean close to it
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my poo doesn't smell like ammonia, not even mop and glow or mr. clean close to it
but it smells really bad like sulfur or rotten eggs, right?
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Check your nose in the mirror....you may have some of my poo clinging to it.
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but it smells really bad like sulfur or rotten eggs, right?

no.

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Check your nose in the mirror....you may have some of my poo clinging to it.

i dont do coke if your talking the vitamin B they use to cut it with.
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I read the title of the thread, yet I still clicked on it, why the hell did I do that? what could i have possibly been expecting that would have surprised me and shown me that this thread was actually a step above what the title made it out to be?
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Turkey, ham, sweet potatoes, green beans, etc are the main types of baby food. Most people's shit smells like a baby's after Thanksgiving.
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Turkey, ham, sweet potatoes, green beans, etc are the main types of baby food. Most people's shit smells like a baby's after Thanksgiving.
you just discribed what ive been eating for 3 day, maybe 4 now.

thank god the left over are done!
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you just discribed what ive been eating for 3 day, maybe 4 now.

thank god the left over are done!
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