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Funny supermoto ad and MC Hammer pants

now thats some creative salesmanship

2004 KTM 450 SMR - $3500 Oceanside, CA

OK, let me start off by saying this supermoto is only available for purchase by the manliest of men (or women). My friend, if it was possible for a motorcycle to sprout chest hair, a five o'clock shadow and even sculpt your body? This KTM b!tch slapped Harry Potter look-a-likes and turned them into the like of Tom Selleck. It is just that freeken manly.

This supermoto was never intended to lolly gaggle around a go-kart track while you wear that adorable shirt from Abercrombie & Fitch that your mommy bought for ya on your 21st birthday. It wasn't meant to be straped back of your truck or on your trailer, so all those tiny tittie boppers can say how cool you look. No, that's what your Pep Boys electric razor is for. If that's the kind of supermoto you're looking for, then power down your computer, turn off the monitor and step away from the keyboard. You man card has just been revoked!

This supermoto was engineered by super Austrian engineers that like to carve tracks on each other backs. Technical tracks with as many turns, jumps and dirt sections that will just make any person tear off thier own balls just to see how big they have grown.. They didn't even consider superfluous nancy boy amenities like an odometer (real men don't need to know how fast they go), head light (this bike is faster than the speed of light by 9 seconds) and passenger pegs (does Chuck Norris need a side kick?).

My price on this bad boy is an incredibly low $3,500, but I'll entertain reasonable offers. And by reasonable, I mean don't walk up and tell me you'll give me $2,500 for it. That's liable to earn you a Vam Dam Blood Sport punch of death with a follow up two handed head punch curtesy of Mr. T! I pitty the fool who gets this! Let's just say you won't be the prettiest guy at the Hanna Montana concerts anymore.

Now, go look in the mirror and tell me what you see. If it's a rugged, no holds barred, super brute he-man macho Chuck Norris stunt double, then contact me. I might be out hang-gliding or BASE jumping or just chilling with my ladies, but I'll get back to you. And when I do, we'll talk about a price over a nice glass of Schmidt while we listen to Johnny Cash.

To sweeten the deal a little, I'm throwing in this pair of MC Hammer pants for the man with rippling quads that can't fit into regular pants. Yeah, you heard me. FREE MC Hammer pants.


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Thats a good one. But I call BS on the ad, its common knowledge that Chuck Norris (he doesn't have stunt doubles) and Mr. T both ride Huskies. Van Dam on the other probably rides KTMS.

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