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here is some fresh idea's that would aid STT corner the track market (funny but true)

ok here is some of Odysseys thoughts on the matter. while i love nesba also and motovid here is the reason why i wont post in there forums.

while i love all you guys is the fact is i could, not most anyone else of any gender including homosexual want to see Fred or winks cock flapping in the wind with nesba, and with motovid we even got pictures we dont wanna look at that steve shows his ass and cock so much its an utter joke and not fresh.

so here are my thoughts.

1- a 2 up track day (open to both genders to men or women that wish to use there cock or tongue to satisfy there partners) ...ok that even confused me but you get the point.

2- streaking wont have shit on this one...a FULL nude exhibition during a lunch break during a normal scheduled trackday. (the hotter the bitchs the more gate fee you can sharge) now thats monie!!!

3- a CRF50 trackday

4- Sumo track days

5- a whino track day in which each entry must drink a 1 gallon of cheap wine withen 30 minutes and peddle there bicycle 2 laps..the winner will be the 1st one to cross the finish line without puking!! (no road bikes allowed)

6- wet T-shirt contest (women only...no FUPA's allowed)


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the two up thing is something i would really like see happen. i want to buy some leathers for my fiancee, but for her to wear it once is not worth it and they don't carry her size for renting. i'm sure alot of guys ladies that show up to track with them also ride on the back of their bikes.

cost for the two up would have to be much lower for the other person as they are not the pilot and i would like to ride in other sessions w/out her too

i want to drink, but only to kill a certain few brain cells and i don't care how many i have to take out to get to them.
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FUPA

Acronym for "Fat Upper Pubic Area"; common misinterpretations include "Fat Upper Pussy Area," "Fat Upper Penile Area" and "Farting Under Pelicans Asses." Also, often confused with FUBU, an overpriced brand of clothes that suburban caucasian adolescent males wear to impress suburban caucasian females who associate the clothing with large genetalia.

Descriptive of the phenomenon common with men and women so afflicted by obesity that their pubic area is used to store patches of fatty waste.

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the two up thing is something i would really like see happen. i want to buy some leathers for my fiancee, but for her to wear it once is not worth it and they don't carry her size for renting. i'm sure alot of guys ladies that show up to track with them also ride on the back of their bikes.

cost for the two up would have to be much lower for the other person as they are not the pilot and i would like to ride in other sessions w/out her too
I have girl suits that will fit her. And we just started doing 2-ups with staff in I Group throughout the day.

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...............queue the Sanford and Son music.
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I would be for a single and mingle Trackday, you know speed dating....
LOL, that would be 20 to 1 if not more.

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FUPA

Acronym for "Fat Upper Pubic Area"; common misinterpretations include "Fat Upper Pussy Area," "Fat Upper Penile Area" and "Farting Under Pelicans Asses." Also, often confused with FUBU, an overpriced brand of clothes that suburban caucasian adolescent males wear to impress suburban caucasian females who associate the clothing with large genetalia.

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Now that the 2012 season is upon us I thought I should respond to your suggested implementations to help corner the market. I've decided that we will not be able to implement any of your suggestions this season.

I have; however, secured you 10 dollars in peep show tokens.

Thank you for your time, effort, and clearly the vision to go where others have not gone.

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Ken,

Now that the 2012 season is upon us I thought I should respond to your suggested implementations to help corner the market. I've decided that we will not be able to implement any of your suggestions this season.

I have; however, secured you 10 dollars in peep show tokens.

Thank you for your time, effort, and clearly the vision to go where others have not gone.
oh COME ON.. those were some good ones

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Where are the umbrella boys?

We need some for the Ladies track day this year!!

Who's up for it?

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We need some for the Ladies track day this year!!

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We need some for the Ladies track day this year!!

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tony, for every day you wear skin tight animal print pants, with matching shirt, while performing umbrella duties I'll give you one track day. BTW, I do mean tight

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