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post #1 of 26 (permalink) Old 08-24-2008, 01:25 PM Thread Starter
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ok...who is ready for a good laugh?

ok...so i seen this on the road...and i was approching from behind and it looked so damn TINY...and i was like....wtf is that?

well here it is...

and honestly...i could not stop laughing my ass off....and yes...that is a VESPA with a SIDE CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...i think the guy saw me laughing cause he was all smiles as u may be able to see in the pic...
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...plus my gf was with me saying "omg slow down, slow down" and I was thinking "Lose annoying squalk box in passenger seat, afford more mods and have less weight in the car and on the back of the bike"...so i dumped her and I'm single again as usual...HERE KITTY KITTY!!!
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post #2 of 26 (permalink) Old 08-24-2008, 01:27 PM
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That is indeed one of the most ridiculous things I've seen in a long time. Makes you wonder what kind of a person would think up such a thing.

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go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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I want one, me and the dog could cruise around town.

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that's what I need. I was told that I have to give up riding due to my knee, but a sidecar would be perfect.

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post #10 of 26 (permalink) Old 08-24-2008, 06:29 PM
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haha it looks like a weenie with a windshield

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you need to get out more man.. i have seen those things running around the city like crazy.. there was like 3-4 of them at the Mods vs Rockers show.

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This needs to be in scooterific, please. I don't want that forum to die.

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Interesting, no way I would rock that thing


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I've been seeing some odd things lately out on the road as well.
1. a motorcyle but with 2 front wheels and one in back (reverse trike)
2. a sportbike with a side car. Grampa driving with what looked like his daughter and her kid in the side car.

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Who wants to go in on a group buy?
i just dont see you on a scooter...

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i just dont see you on a scooter...
I think it'll be sexy!

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F that!!!

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As long as their tits are bigger than their dicks, im in.

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Exactly what I was thinking!

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I've been seeing some odd things lately out on the road as well.
1. a motorcyle but with 2 front wheels and one in back (reverse trike)
Can-Am Spyder?
Theyre all over the place too

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post #25 of 26 (permalink) Old 08-25-2008, 10:35 AM Thread Starter
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you need to get out more man.. i have seen those things running around the city like crazy.. there was like 3-4 of them at the Mods vs Rockers show.
a vespa or a vespa with a side car?...

im never in the city except during daytime hours to make deliveries out there...

and personally i dont even want to know how much it costs for that side car...prolly an extra grans and its weight limit is prolly about 200lbs...that vespa motor has to be straining with the side car on there...let alone when you toss someone into it on top of that...

...plus my gf was with me saying "omg slow down, slow down" and I was thinking "Lose annoying squalk box in passenger seat, afford more mods and have less weight in the car and on the back of the bike"...so i dumped her and I'm single again as usual...HERE KITTY KITTY!!!
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You dont like me....i dont give a fuck...cause i'll still put ya in the hospital...me tollerating you is all that matters...
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I have been researching the Can Am Spyder, and they are awesome machines. Not simply a 3 wheel trike, that's for sure. Some of the things on it are brilliant. Shifter is on the left grip, you do not have to blip the throttle to shift. If you are in too tall of a gear when decelerating, the bike will downshift automaticially to prevent stalling. 5 forward gears and one reverse. If Mandy wants to ride, this is an awesome option for her. It is like they made it for her. Only bad thing is all the boys will want a ride.
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