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its gotta have horrendous weight balance

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its gotta have horrendous weight balance
yea, thats a hell of a chassis that is going to corner like dick no matter what you do to it.

insane drift machine probably.

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yea, thats a hell of a chassis that is going to corner like dick no matter what you do to it.

insane drift machine probably.
insane spinout machine morelikely

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I was waiting for Jason to tell us exactly why this was a bad idea from an engineering standpoint. He didnt let me down.

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I was waiting for Jason to tell us exactly why this was a bad idea from an engineering standpoint. He didnt let me down.
A RWD 911 is a terrible idea from an engineering/physics standpoint, it's still one of the most enjoyable cars to drive.

Porsche 911: "A bad idea, brilliantly executed."

Ohh hey, 10k posts... yay!

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Hey at least the battery is in the back for better weight distribution

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Well I hope he made it out of chrom-moly metal for the best protection. From what I can see, it's set up pretty well. Engine is far forward, which is going to make it understeer, but with as much as the chassis has been lengthened, it my be a good 60/40 weight distribution.

It also depends on what he is going to finalize what the body is going to be made of. If it's just basic sheetmetal, it will add more weight, but going to b a bitch to seal. Let alone keep the heat away. He may want to go with a fiberglass body to keep it as sealed as possible. 'glass would be my choice. Easy to fix, seal, make available to drive even in case you get caught in rain. The tube frame is one of the best directions you can go to cut down on weight, but still keep strength and protection

...plus my gf was with me saying "omg slow down, slow down" and I was thinking "Lose annoying squalk box in passenger seat, afford more mods and have less weight in the car and on the back of the bike"...so i dumped her and I'm single again as usual...HERE KITTY KITTY!!!
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