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Should be posted in the Blue Oyster Bar section .
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We need a CLSB Ray's version

Here is a mountain bike version



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That's awesome!!

Did they say white bar tape is Pro!??!! Sweet my bike rocks then! (except the cheap Target/Bell water bottle LOL)

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Its funny because this is the kind of stuff that you do hear out on rides. Said some of them myself. Too funny.
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Gawd!! I think I've used at least half those lines!

But my bar tape is white so it's all good! Lol


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Gawd!! I think I've used at least half those lines!

But my bar tape is white so it's all good! Lol

HALF?!? I think your shooting a little low there LOL




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HALF?!? I think your shooting a little low there LOL
Hey.....the guy didn't say "Hdtony kept me out getting wasted last night" if he did if be shooting low!

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Yep, I got white bar tape too.

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That's awesome!!

Did they say white bar tape is Pro!??!! Sweet my bike rocks then! (except the cheap Target/Bell water bottle LOL)


It's only pro if its been ridden before, your tape is so white it almost blinded me. Also you have to get the white tires so you can have the full effect going on, but it looks good so far!
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Also you have to get the white tires so you can have the full effect going on, but it looks good so far!
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Now that's Italian flair, even got the celeste color.
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that Bianchi is just plain muffuckin cool. Word up

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I have watched the cyclist video and it is hilarious but then I realized that it's also sad that I really do think like that.

here is a good one about customer service.


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Here is a peek in ken and brians head:

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endurance athletes are the biggest douchebags ever. It's true. My gym is full of these muffuckas. They always gotta let you know their training status and shit.

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Here is a peek in ken and brians head:

But it's C A R B O N!!!!

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I have watched the cyclist video and it is hilarious but then I realized that it's also sad that I really do think like that.

here is a good one about customer service.
Can I have your porn name?

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Hey.....the guy didn't say "Hdtony kept me out getting wasted last night" if he did if be shooting low!
Thats how I roll




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