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So I'm on my lunch ride today. I'm at about a quarter mile away from my turn around point when I pass a skinny roadie on a Colnago riding the opposite direction. No big deal as there are many cyclists on this road. I turn around and heading back in and I see him up ahead. After a mile or so I pass him to the left with a 10ft between us and say wassup mah nigga! I don't change pace at all and I just pedal. I get to Dundee Rd where I have to stop so I'm sitting there cleaning the sweat off my shades and he finally pulls up next to me and says, "next time give me a warning" so I was all " warning?!!? I passed 10ft left of you man" He says "it's common courtesy" I say "it's a country rd with no cars and it's just you and me on 2 lane road. I ain't warning you of shit." He leaves and I purposely sit there longer and wipe my shades some more. Another mile or so down the road, I'm about to pass him again and yell out "on your left fucko" we meet at the next stop and he tells me that I ride like a fucking idiot. I tell him he rides like a crippled old lady and that he should sell that over priced piece of shit and get a moped. He says what anyone would say in that situation and says fuck you go back to your country. Bwahahhahahaa. We both start moving and as I pass him, I yell out get on my wheel you pussy. I drag your lazy ass back up to Higgins. He gives me the finger. As it turns out, he belongs to my gym as he pulls into the parking lot a minute or so after me and doesn't say a word. I can't let it go, so I try to confront him but the faggot won't have any of it and just ignores me. The fuck!

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You're both crazy as roadways are not designed for bicycles! Any idea who the guy is? He probably smelled the CAT5 oozing off your legs and just assumed he could piss all over you.
I've never seen him before. Not even at my gym but apparently he's a member there. Typical high strung uptight roadie prick with a mouth that he can't back up. It was funny

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Tell him to sign up for the ABD crits and bring some Tegaderm and gauze.
I know this dude don't race. He was wearing a fucking Lempre kit

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This dude had a Colnago C59 with Campy Super Record and deep Bora wheels

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jam a tire pump in his spokes per Breaking Away.
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You should be more considerate.

Dude could have been handicapped or something. Then you'd feel bad. Maybe he had an inner ear infection or something and his balance is all wonky and his concentration is off. Perhaps, due to the ear thing he lost his balance and fell down and hit his head in such a way that his peripheral vision was all messed up so he thought you were right next to him instead of 10' away. Perhaps he was just trying to get some fresh air on his way to the gym to rehab a leg injury that he got while participating in Doctors Without Fucking Boarders in Somalia when a local rebel hit him with a shovel because they're a little skittish on the white man over there. Especially ones with needles. Anyway that leg injury slowed him down and even through he's usually a Cat2 or whatever he had to take it easy so his kneecap didn't accidentally shoot out into the ditch while he was riding.

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You should be more considerate.

Dude could have been handicapped or something. Then you'd feel bad. Maybe he had an inner ear infection or something and his balance is all wonky and his concentration is off. Perhaps, due to the ear thing he lost his balance and fell down and hit his head in such a way that his peripheral vision was all messed up so he thought you were right next to him instead of 10' away. Perhaps he was just trying to get some fresh air on his way to the gym to rehab a leg injury that he got while participating in Doctors Without Fucking Boarders in Somalia when a local rebel hit him with a shovel because they're a little skittish on the white man over there. Especially ones with needles. Anyway that leg injury slowed him down and even through he's usually a Cat2 or whatever he had to take it easy so his kneecap didn't accidentally shoot out into the ditch while he was riding.

Still no excuse for tell you to leave the country...but you know. Just sayin.
lol that took a lot of though huh?

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lol that took a lot of though huh?
Nah. That was my buddy Leon. All that stuff really happened to him. I was like, Leon maybe you should take a cab to the gym, especially with the infection and that recent blow to the head. Not Leon, dude is stubborn.

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This shit would never happen in motorcycle racing. You weed out pussies real fast in motorcycle racing. Unfortunately pussies still can be pretty fucking fit in bicycle racing. Go figure.

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It's going to be his A bike again after he balls his EVO up in Tennessee again.

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Yeah, um the Evo lightspeed with the gears and seat is the shit man -Fuck an aye

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