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Worst movie that I have seen ..........

Some really bad crap called "torque" .
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Biker Boyz was a lot better.

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Zipperface. It wasn't even good in a bad movie way.
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charlies angles-ful throttle

worse movie ever made.
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any of the charlies angles movies, not just full throttle

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The Men Who Stare at Goats ... i am sure I have seen worse, but this one I've just seen over the weekend and wish I could have back those two hours.

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charlies angles-ful throttle

worse movie ever made.
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any of the charlies angles movies, not just full throttle
I would disagree, at least there is some humor and eye candy in it, plenty of others that are much worse.

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I would disagree, at least there is some humor and eye candy in it, plenty of others that are much worse.
lucy lu is way hot...i will give you that.
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Avatar was the worst movie ever.

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Other than "Leaving Las Vegas" & "ValleyGirl", any movie with Nick Cage

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Other than "Leaving Las Vegas" & "ValleyGirl", any movie with Nick Cage
Come on...Con Air and Faceoff were pretty entertaining.

edit: leaving las vegas was one messed up movie, good, but messed up.

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Avatar was the worst movie ever.
u sir, are brillant...yes, the worse movie ever made was avatar...then full throttle...

it was soooooo bad i tried to take a nap during it. but my gf at the time kept waking me up. i eventuallly just walkd out towards the end.

worse movie ever!
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Come on...Con Air and Faceoff were pretty entertaining.

edit: leaving las vegas was one messed up movie, good, but messed up.
He is just a terrible actor........

LLV was slash IS an amazing book too - I loved that movie and there are SOOOOO many great lines in that flick - 3:07 - "I'd Lick You Clean So You Could Go Away And Fuck Someone Else"


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Bug, I gotta agree with you. But even when I sw him Valley girl, I thought Nicolas cage was a crap actor. He just continues to have a kind dumb look on his face. I was hoping Bangkok Dangerous would have hd promise... Bikes, action, some wing chun, but actually it was kind meh too.

Nannho.... I liked avatar a helluva lot better than the original Fern Gully.

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Other than "Leaving Las Vegas" & "ValleyGirl", any movie with Nick Cage
aww man, Wild at Heart was good.


For crappy movies I'm going to have to go with Safe with Julianne Moore, total crap

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Bug, I gotta agree with you. But even when I sw him Valley girl, I thought Nicolas cage was a crap actor.
Valley Girl was just such an "Era" piece and damned if I could not relate to his character - LOVE that movie - His acting skills suck but the movie is GREAT

Some classic lines

"When They Attack The Car, Save The Radio"

"Hey, thought you were gettin a mohawk you pussy?"

And my fav, "FUCK YOU, no like, Fuck You For Sure, okay?"

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Just saw 2012 the other day, could barely sit through it the movie was so bad. Can anyone say "plot holes?" Hey, instead of opening the hangar doors where the Arks are kept why not just keep them closed and save everyone inside.

Another absolutely terrible movie: XXX... and pretty much everything with Vin Disel in it (sorry Shell. )

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Another absolutely terrible movie: XXX... and pretty much everything with Vin Disel in it (sorry Shell. )
Saving Private Ryan?

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pretty much everything with Vin Disel in it (sorry Shell. )
Boiler Room?

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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Saving Private Ryan?
Knockaround Guys?

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Transformers 2 and Blindness make my list.

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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Forgot he was in Saving Private Ryan; besides I meant movies in which he was the star.

Boiler Room was ok, but he was an ancillary character.

I'm taking XXX, FnF, Riddick, etc.

Though he has done a lot for making us bald guys look cool.

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