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post #1 of 15 (permalink) Old 08-30-2011, 11:39 PM Thread Starter

 
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Oops

Spilled a gallon of gas working on a bike tonight.

We cleaned up and moved the wet carpet outside.About 20 minutes latter the the fire department goes driving past and stops at the neighbors house.

Seems she called them about smelling gas.

Well they came running up my driveway full uniform and all. I'm standing there with the low speed jet and a wire in my hand.

OH SHIT WHAT'S wrong I say.

It ended well and they left with a smile and no fires.

I felt about 6 inches tall.

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post #2 of 15 (permalink) Old 08-30-2011, 11:43 PM
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Moral of the story: set the carpet on fire before the neighbors can smell the gas.

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post #3 of 15 (permalink) Old 08-31-2011, 12:03 AM
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Alternatively, wrap neighbor in gasoline soaked carpet, torch and leave in Cal-Sag.

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post #4 of 15 (permalink) Old 08-31-2011, 12:21 AM
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more alternatively, wrap neighbor in gasoline soaked carpet, torch and bang her hot daughter.

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post #5 of 15 (permalink) Old 08-31-2011, 12:25 AM
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Why didn't they just come over and ask about the odor? Do you bite your neighbors?
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post #6 of 15 (permalink) Old 08-31-2011, 12:27 AM Thread Starter

 
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She's an older lady that fits the nasty stereo type.

Her last name is Winer.

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post #7 of 15 (permalink) Old 08-31-2011, 08:56 AM
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Your garage is carpeted?

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post #8 of 15 (permalink) Old 08-31-2011, 09:06 AM
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Your garage is carpeted?
Here is a pic of his van. Gus loves that thick ass shag

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post #9 of 15 (permalink) Old 08-31-2011, 09:15 AM
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post #10 of 15 (permalink) Old 08-31-2011, 09:31 AM
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Here is a pic of his van. Gus loves that thick ass shag



C'mon. Give him some props. Gus' van is about 30 yrs newer than that Bug you just posted.
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post #11 of 15 (permalink) Old 08-31-2011, 09:38 AM
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He swapped the shag from the old van and put it in the new van. Don't hate the player, hate the game.
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post #12 of 15 (permalink) Old 08-31-2011, 10:11 AM Thread Starter

 
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LMAO

Spit my coffee out.

I have 4x8 work mats that the rag people deliver.

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post #13 of 15 (permalink) Old 08-31-2011, 10:30 AM
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Probably has so much money from working on motorcycles that he just covered his whole garage in white carpet... Kind of like Ken and his mansion....

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more alternatively, wrap neighbor in gasoline soaked carpet, torch and bang her hot daughter.
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Gus loves that thick ass shag
The hot daughter is shaggy?
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post #15 of 15 (permalink) Old 08-31-2011, 01:16 PM Thread Starter

 
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Probably has so much money from working on motorcycles that he just covered his whole garage in white carpet... Kind of like Ken and his mansion....
Over weight maybe from all the pizza and beer.

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You can pick any two
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