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Who do you worship?

  • Black Jesus

    Votes: 2 7.7%
  • Raptor Jesus

    Votes: 7 26.9%
  • Asian Jesus

    Votes: 1 3.8%
  • Touchdown Jesus

    Votes: 5 19.2%
  • I'm Jew Jitsu. Gods chosen Martial Artists

    Votes: 6 23.1%
  • I'm Muslim. I kill infidels. BALALALALALALA!!!

    Votes: 5 19.2%

Who do you pray to at night?

16K views 67 replies 32 participants last post by  Village Idiot 
#1 ·
Black Jesus



Raptor Jesus



Asian Jesus



Touchdown Jesus

 
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#11 ·
Me too. By the way T, I didn't get my cut from the collection basket this week for Atheismo; I think someone is skimming. Keep an eye out. Hey, we can have scandals like the other big religions :laughing:

If you must believe in something believe in yourself.
 
#10 ·
I pray to Black Jesus because he can turn water into malt liquor. Anyone who can do that is OK in my book. :righton:
 
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#20 ·
Sad Not One Mention Of The True Gods - I Pray To The Gods OF Speed

Burt Munro knows what I mean
 
#25 ·
I pray to the one, the only, the true God. Yahweh

And why limit it to prayer at night?
 
#30 · (Edited)
On another note, regarding the "martial arts" option...

Has anyone ever seen those sports statues of Jesus playing sports with kids? They have statues with Jesus playing football, hockey, soccer, and - I kid you not - one where Jesus is a martial arts instructor. (They also have rosaries with footballs and hockey pucks as beads!).
 
#34 ·
I pray to Depeche Mode's "Personal Jesus"
 
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