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I'm about to be the Dunkie in a Dunk Tank, I need some heckling suggestions.

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#1 ·
I am about to be the Dunkie in a Dunk Tank. I need some heckling suggestions that I can throw out to the Dunkers. It's a work function and fundraiser, so a few work-safe comments would be appreciated, but let's see what you've got! :evil
 
#5 ·
MoTo178 said:
worksafe heckling... I think thats an oxymoron.
Yeah, it's tough. I 'm looking for things like:

You couldn't hit the side of a barn.

I hope your throwing ability isn't an indication of your productivity.

You throw like a child.

:thumbsup
 
#8 ·
Just accuse everyone of being a bedwetter. That one gets em everytime.

But seriously, I think you're missing a GREAT opportunity here. Think of all the dirt you could unleash in the name of good clean fun!

For instance: Is that all you got Sam?! No wonder Cindy looked so disappointed after you banged her in the copy room at the xmas party!
 
#10 ·
Underdog said:
Just accuse everyone of being a bedwetter. That one gets em everytime.

But seriously, I think you're missing a GREAT opportunity here. Think of all the dirt you could unleash in the name of good clean fun!

For instance: Is that all you got Sam?! No wonder Cindy looked so disappointed after you banged her in the copy room at the xmas party!
:laughing I shouldn't read stuff like this, because I might let one slip. :rofl

All of your comments are great! These are hilarious! lol Keep em coming, even the dirty ones. :evil
 
#15 ·
To your boss-"You know i hate you right?":D

Fellow co-worker-"Hey dude, i just told the boss you fucked his wife":laughing
 
#16 ·
Cute kid, looks just like his/her real dad.

Next time you dress yourself, don't forget to stay home.

If you wore that to the office we wouldn't make so many doughnut jokes.

Maybe your wrist would have more snap if you stopped wearing high heals.

With all the web surfing you do at work, I'd expect you'd at least have a strong forearm by now.

Anyone have any arm viagra?

How's your wife and my kids?

I've seen more snap in a pea pod.

Can I get two boxes of thin mints Sally?

*to a guy taking off his hat* WHOA, put it back on Dumbo.

Hit the target already! I'm as dry as your wife.

JIM! I never knew you liked women.

JIM! Is this the new girlfriend?

JIM! Are you still dating that red head I met last month?

*To a guy with a strong arm* - WOW, with an arm like that we can tell who sleeps on the couch.


That's it... most are clean enough that kids won't know better.
 
#22 · (Edited)
:doh :rofl Damn, you guys are good. lol Thanks guys, this is exactly what I was looking for. I had some great material for the event. We brought in over $2000 in two hours! :thumbsup::cheers
 
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