#1
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Jul 9, 2004
I am about to be the Dunkie in a Dunk Tank. I need some heckling suggestions that I can throw out to the Dunkers. It's a work function and fundraiser, so a few work-safe comments would be appreciated, but let's see what you've got! :evil
#3
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Jul 9, 2004
"oh yeah? well i had sex with your wife!"
george costanza used that one at work.
#5
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Jul 9, 2004
MoTo178 said:
worksafe heckling... I think thats an oxymoron.
Yeah, it's tough. I 'm looking for things like:
You couldn't hit the side of a barn.
I hope your throwing ability isn't an indication of your productivity.
You throw like a child.
:thumbsup
#6
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Jul 9, 2004
Hey!! Nice balls!!
You throw like my sister!!
It's not your girlfriend's leg there, get mean!!
You can't hit that!! We'd have to put some hair around it and turn off the lights. (wait, that might be crossing the work safe line...)
#8
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Jul 9, 2004
Just accuse everyone of being a bedwetter. That one gets em everytime.
But seriously, I think you're missing a GREAT opportunity here. Think of all the dirt you could unleash in the name of good clean fun!
For instance: Is that all you got Sam?! No wonder Cindy looked so disappointed after you banged her in the copy room at the xmas party!
#9
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Jul 9, 2004
QuickStudy said:
i can't believe there is a heckling website:doh
#10
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Jul 9, 2004
Underdog said:
Just accuse everyone of being a bedwetter. That one gets em everytime.
But seriously, I think you're missing a GREAT opportunity here. Think of all the dirt you could unleash in the name of good clean fun!
For instance: Is that all you got Sam?! No wonder Cindy looked so disappointed after you banged her in the copy room at the xmas party!
:laughing I shouldn't read stuff like this, because I might let one slip. :rofl
All of your comments are great! These are hilarious! lol Keep em coming, even the dirty ones. :evil
#11
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Jul 9, 2004
Gee, I wish YOUR DAD hit targets that badly... :rolleyes
#12
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Jul 9, 2004
when your boss is up there throwing.
"hey!, remember that time you were outta town on business?, yeah i was banging your wife on your desk!!, while your sister video taped it!!"
#13
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Jul 9, 2004
"hey!, i've seen your dauther naked.. do you have a birthmark like that too?"
#14
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Jul 9, 2004
To Male- Hurry up Alice, you throw like old people fornicate!
To male- Nice toss Mary!
#15
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Jul 9, 2004
To your boss-"You know i hate you right?"
Fellow co-worker-"Hey dude, i just told the boss you fucked his wife":laughing
#16
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Jul 9, 2004
Cute kid, looks just like his/her real dad.
Next time you dress yourself, don't forget to stay home.
If you wore that to the office we wouldn't make so many doughnut jokes.
Maybe your wrist would have more snap if you stopped wearing high heals.
With all the web surfing you do at work, I'd expect you'd at least have a strong forearm by now.
Anyone have any arm viagra?
How's your wife and my kids?
I've seen more snap in a pea pod.
Can I get two boxes of thin mints Sally?
*to a guy taking off his hat* WHOA, put it back on Dumbo.
Hit the target already! I'm as dry as your wife.
JIM! I never knew you liked women.
JIM! Is this the new girlfriend?
JIM! Are you still dating that red head I met last month?
*To a guy with a strong arm* - WOW, with an arm like that we can tell who sleeps on the couch.
That's it... most are clean enough that kids won't know better.
#17
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Jul 9, 2004
Shouldn't you be at home blowing up the tires on your house??
#18
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Jul 9, 2004
Slycer said:
How's your wife and my kids?
Careful with that one... You might get the comeback, "wife's fine... kid's retarded" And no-one wants that... :nono
#19
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Jul 9, 2004
Tough to touch Pirate and Slycer, but...
Why don't we give your wife a try, she's better at grabbing my balls
#22
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Jul 10, 2004
(Edited)
:doh :rofl Damn, you guys are good. lol Thanks guys, this is exactly what I was looking for. I had some great material for the event. We brought in over $2000 in two hours! :thumbsup::cheers
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