I'm in desperate need of a laugh right now. My wife is going start another cell phone fire in my pocket calling to ask if I'm ok if I don't crack a smile soon.
Most of you guys come up some pretty funny crap so I'm going to start a story and you guys can add to it. Lets use characters, and I use that term loosely, from the board. Remember it's supposed to be humorous so if anybody gets ripped on don't take it the wrong way. Keep it short so we don't start overlapping stories so much and come up with you funniest stuff. I think we could all use some :laughing :laughing :laughing right now.
Story starts here.
Once there was a young boy named Tony. He had a vision. So he went out and bought himself the latest YZGXR Ninja 50,000 SE.
...... NippleThrill.... And while surfing the net with his laptop on his gas tank, he banned Crazy's account :twofinger :twofinger and then cracked a beautiful second gear wheelie
...... NippleThrill.... And while surfing the net with his laptop on his gas tank, he banned Crazy's account :twofinger :twofinger and then cracked a beautiful second gear wheelie
Yeah.....but it wouldn't be the first time Crazy's account was dropped, accident or not. Unfortunately that second gear wheelie was right in front of Mr. Police officer again.......
Luckily Johnny C. discovered that the glove held in evidence was indeed not Tony's but Ken's and stated the famous phrase "if the glove doesn't fit..."
Fred and Tony stood 'em up side by side but Fred's wheelie went terribly wrong and Tony once again broke a chain. Ernie to the rescue again. Meanwhile......a statewide APB was put out on Ken who was sitting in his garage with a beer cooking pork chops at the time.
The cops pull up Kens driveway while he's finishing his 5th hour of detailing. The cops yell "freeze". Ken replies "you'll never take me alive" Wiht guns blazing he jumps on the 9R and takes off doing a wheelie through 1st, 2nd and 3rd gear....
At first Ken was worried that the PO-PO were after him because of his second gear wheelies, but they really just wanted to challenge him to the annual "Over the Top" arm wrestling championships. Welll Ken began icing down his shoulder in preparation for this event when he realized he didnt have his lucky glove...
to eat some food and rub one out in the mens bathroom, too bad he accidentally went in the womens bathroom and as such was caught choking his chicken by one of the waitresses...
...a redhead with a sock....a blessing in disguise....same diff. Unfortunately the cops spotted the silver 9r in the parking lot and by Kens previous record new they would find him in the womans bathroom.
That's right...he couldn't resist her. So he grabbed his helmet threw the hooters wings on top of the pork chops, picked her up and threw her, and her sock, on the back of the bike squidstyle. He headed back down to the gas city to meet the posse but the when he put the laptop on the gas tank he found out the site was down. So he shoved the phone in between a chicken wing and a pork chop in his helmet and called up the boys.
Well VCook rushed to Gas Shitty as fast as he could, and noticed Ken with the laptop, the cell phone, the chicken, the pork chops, and the redhead all cramping his style so he decided to take some of this crap off his hands. Of course Chris took the......
went back to gas city and asked for some hair gel. Ken replied I dont have hair gel, but I have some KY.
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