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Video for sale

PROBLEM: Two videos are for sale - Which to buy? Titanic or The

Clinton Video



Titanic - $9.99 on Internet

Clinton- $9.99 on Internet



Titanic: Over 3 hours long

Clinton: Over 3 hours long



Titanic: The story of Jack & Rose, their forbidden love, and

subsequent catastrophe.



Clinton: The story of Bill & Monica, their forbidden love, and

subsequent catastrophe.



Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.

Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.



Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.

Clinton: Ditto for Bill.



Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.

Clinton: Ditto for Monica.



Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.

Clinton: Let's not go there.



Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.

Clinton: Monica is forced to return her gifts.



Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.

Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack.



Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of SEAMEN.

Clinton: Monica.... uh, never mind.



Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.

Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary. . basically the same thing.
 
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