Video for sale
PROBLEM: Two videos are for sale - Which to buy? Titanic or The
Clinton Video
Titanic - $9.99 on Internet
Clinton- $9.99 on Internet
Titanic: Over 3 hours long
Clinton: Over 3 hours long
Titanic: The story of Jack & Rose, their forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill & Monica, their forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill.
Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.
Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let's not go there.
Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: Monica is forced to return her gifts.
Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of SEAMEN.
Clinton: Monica.... uh, never mind.
Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary. . basically the same thing.
PROBLEM: Two videos are for sale - Which to buy? Titanic or The
Clinton Video
Titanic - $9.99 on Internet
Clinton- $9.99 on Internet
Titanic: Over 3 hours long
Clinton: Over 3 hours long
Titanic: The story of Jack & Rose, their forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill & Monica, their forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill.
Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.
Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let's not go there.
Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: Monica is forced to return her gifts.
Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of SEAMEN.
Clinton: Monica.... uh, never mind.
Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary. . basically the same thing.