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View Poll Results: Dictate? Whats the time limit on this?
1-4 weeks...explain your answer in replies. 3 18.75%
1 to 12 months...explain your answer in replies. 3 18.75%
As long as the new couple stays together.... 2 12.50%
It depends on when the red bumps started appearing... 8 50.00%
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post #1 of 69 (permalink) Old 07-25-2010, 10:36 PM Thread Starter
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Hows my dictate?

You all know what it means, whats the statute of limitations on saying this to the next poor sap?

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post #2 of 69 (permalink) Old 07-25-2010, 10:38 PM
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If you're friends with the guy, you're supposed to say it every time you see him. Extra points if she hears it.

If you aren't on that level with him, you shouldn't be talking to him anyway.
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If you're friends with the guy, you're supposed to say it every time you see him. Extra points if she hears it.

If you aren't on that level with him, you shouldn't be talking to him anyway.
This.

But I will add to the second point. This phrase should be used to finish any confrontation as it will result in punch to the head. Bonus points awarded if you say it after knocking them out.

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1-12 months I would say. But I don't go down on a new GF until we have been dating for a while for this very reason.
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yea but you still kiss her, where you think those lips have been?
Seriously, are you really posting in this thread?

I was really expecting more posts from peeps with experience. After all, there are some peeps on this site that could pick out G2G's taste in a blindfold test - Take the Pepsi challenge!

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Seriously, are you really posting in this thread?

I was really expecting more posts from peeps with experience. After all, there are some peeps on this site that could pick out G2G's taste in a blindfold test - Take the Pepsi challenge!
cheyenne hands down would win that taste challenge infact he maybe thinks every pussy that doesnt taste like steve dick something is wrong with it..




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Nope sorry Steve would know what my dick taste like. I never dipped in her after Steve did. That's when she got busted


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Nope sorry Steve would know what my dick taste like. I never dipped in her after Steve did. That's when she got busted


oh shit, i didnt think you where in the hole..



































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oh shit, i didnt think you where in the hole..
Can't tell if you're serious or not, but we're NOT in the Hole!
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Can't tell if you're serious or not, but we're NOT in the Hole!
Chey, Ken and Steve were though.

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I just wanna know what number I was. Sure wasn't last


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I just wanna know what number I was. Sure wasn't last
First or last, it really doesn't matter as long as you're first.

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Yea but if your in the end think of how much dick you just got done tasting?!?!


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Yea but if your in the end think of how much dick you just got done tasting?!?!
There is a good way to think about it...
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