toilet survey - Chicagoland Sportbikes
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View Poll Results: if you had to take a dump do you
hold it until you get home 12 31.58%
use a public toilet but squat without touching the toilet seat 1 2.63%
put toilet paper on the seat 13 34.21%
use toilet seat sheet 7 18.42%
sit on toilet seat and take a chance 15 39.47%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 38. You may not vote on this poll

 
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post #1 of 22 (permalink) Old 10-24-2011, 01:05 PM Thread Starter
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Where's the option for "take it on the hooker's chest."?

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Public Public....like downtown Chicago gas station?

Or work public.....totally two different conversations.
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I got multiple choice


some gas station toilets are pretty nice, some are really bad. the oasis gas station toilets are nasty


My dad use to work for a factory, and the place was huge. And when I was there on school breaks, I'd go where no one in the factory works.
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Depends on the severity of the said dump.

Best Option: Wait until I get home
Second Option: Wait until I get to work
Third Option: Use toilet paper on the seat
Fourth Option: Do anything to avoid shitting my pants

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Well I can officially say the riding season is over once we start getting threads like this. LOL
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Just FYI, toilet paper on the seat, and those silly ass-gaskets don't do jack shit. Paper does *not* protect you from the nasties you get from a toilet seat. There are many studies that back this up. That silly little paper ring is just for piece of mind for those that think they need it.

That said, if you wash yourself regularly, and don't have any *open wounds* on your ass...you really don't have much to worry about unless the seat is visibly soiled...then, well, you'll be visibly soiled. You probably run into more bogus stuff opening doors and flipping light switches then you would on a typical toilet seat.

Shit or get off the pot as they say.

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Depends on the severity of the said dump.

Best Option: Wait until I get home
Second Option: Wait until I get to work
Third Option: Use toilet paper on the seat
Fourth Option: Do anything to avoid shitting my pants


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Just FYI, toilet paper on the seat, and those silly ass-gaskets don't do jack shit. Paper does *not* protect you from the nasties you get from a toilet seat. There are many studies that back this up. That silly little paper ring is just for piece of mind for those that think they need it.

That said, if you wash yourself regularly, and don't have any *open wounds* on your ass...you really don't have much to worry about unless the seat is visibly soiled...then, well, you'll be visibly soiled. You probably run into more bogus stuff opening doors and flipping light switches then you would on a typical toilet seat.

Shit or get off the pot as they say.
I know they don't do shit (pun intended), but it helps me sleep better at night knowing my bare ass wasn't in direct contact with a surface that another man's bare ass was in contact with.

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I know they don't do shit (pun intended), but it helps me sleep better at night knowing my bare ass wasn't in direct contact with a surface that another man's bare ass was in contact with.
Does your g/f sometimes get the ass-gaskets stuck in her teeth?

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Does your g/f sometimes get the ass-gaskets stuck in her teeth?
wat

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Just FYI, toilet paper on the seat, and those silly ass-gaskets don't do jack shit. Paper does *not* protect you from the nasties you get from a toilet seat. There are many studies that back this up. That silly little paper ring is just for piece of mind for those that think they need it.

That said, if you wash yourself regularly, and don't have any *open wounds* on your ass...you really don't have much to worry about unless the seat is visibly soiled...then, well, you'll be visibly soiled. You probably run into more bogus stuff opening doors and flipping light switches then you would on a typical toilet seat.

Shit or get off the pot as they say.
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I understood what you were saying, it just wasn't funny.

Sorry.

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I understood what you were saying, it just wasn't funny.

Sorry.
Wat usually indicates confusion or a need for clarification.

Oh it was

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Wat usually indicates confusion or a need for clarification.

Oh it was
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