Favorite Sex finale poll - Chicagoland Sportbikes
Chicagoland Sportbikes
 
View Poll Results: Whats your favorite way to finish?
Missionary 2 4.88%
Doggy 18 43.90%
Cowgirl 4 9.76%
Facial 10 24.39%
Swallow 9 21.95%
Sock/tissue/fleshlight/etc 1 2.44%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 41. You may not vote on this poll

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
post #1 of 37 (permalink) Old 12-01-2011, 03:08 PM Thread Starter
Pringles can user
 
tnat's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: woodstock,illinois
Posts: 6,269
Location: woodstock,illinois
Sportbike: 2005 YZ250
Years Riding: 1977
How you found us: Geo
           
Favorite Sex finale poll

Its kinda boring right now so heres a poll, Whats everyones favorite way to finish up?

DO YOU WANT TO BE A BETTER DIRT OR MX RIDER OR LEARN TO RIDE DIRT?


CLICK THE LINK!


http://www.club57mx.com/



Wiping my last dump was like cleaning Laffy Taffy off a hot car dashboard.
Doug Stanhope



Thanks to my Sponsors - Gaerne, Protaper, ScottUSA, MSR, Motomaster Brake systems, Faction MX, Sunline, Dr D, EVS, DECAL WORKS.
tnat is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
post #2 of 37 (permalink) Old 12-01-2011, 03:46 PM
Registered User
 
Dug2's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: schiller park
Posts: 2,735
Location: schiller park
Sportbike: drz400sm
Years Riding: yes
How you found us: search engine
           
(in borats voice) "i like sex"

Btw.......i like em all, except the swallowing thing, i dont fukkin
Swallow anything bro! Haha...awesome !!!!lookin forward to sum
Of peoples answers.

418
Dug2 is offline  
post #3 of 37 (permalink) Old 12-01-2011, 03:48 PM
Clever Girl
 
Noodles's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Glendale Heights
Posts: 10,209
Location: Glendale Heights
Sportbike: 'Fightered F3
Years Riding: 3 years
How you found us: I woke up here.
           
Send a message via AIM to Noodles
"Down the hatch or in the snatch; I didn't work that hard to get it on the floor."

-Richard Nixon

Quote:
Originally Posted by Noodles View Post
Noodles accepts no liability for the content of this post, or for the consequences of any actions taken on the basis of the information provided, unless that information is subsequently confirmed in writing. Any views or opinions presented in this post are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Noodles.
Noodles is offline  
post #4 of 37 (permalink) Old 12-01-2011, 03:50 PM
Registered User
 
Dug2's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: schiller park
Posts: 2,735
Location: schiller park
Sportbike: drz400sm
Years Riding: yes
How you found us: search engine
           
Yyyeeeaaahhhh, already were kikin ass!!!^

418
Dug2 is offline  
post #5 of 37 (permalink) Old 12-01-2011, 04:14 PM
G2G
Registered User
 
G2G's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Chicago
Posts: 14,287
Location: Chicago
Sportbike: It changes everyday
Years Riding: since 1991
How you found us: Ur mom
           
I like painting a picture. Using her whole body as a canvas.
G2G is offline  
post #6 of 37 (permalink) Old 12-01-2011, 05:03 PM
Registered User
 
equalz's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: chicago or MOSCOW
Posts: 2,675
Location: chicago or MOSCOW
Sportbike: SUPERMOTO & DIRTY 450rr CR525af
Years Riding: few
How you found us: SOME JCAT
           
equalz is offline  
post #7 of 37 (permalink) Old 12-01-2011, 05:32 PM
PIKUACH NEFESH
 
STANIMAL's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: G-VIEW
Posts: 6,900
Location: G-VIEW
Sportbike: Italian,British,Japanese,Czech
Years Riding: LONG TIME
How you found us: CRR
           
Quote:
Originally Posted by equalz View Post
Atm!
A classy finish.
STANIMAL is offline  
post #8 of 37 (permalink) Old 12-01-2011, 05:46 PM
Registered User
 
JRSMAIL's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Johnsburg, Il
Posts: 9,428
Location: Johnsburg, Il
Sportbike: A weed wacker
Years Riding: Just started today as a matter of fact..
How you found us: A dream I had once
           
Send a message via MSN to JRSMAIL
All the above......

Jon
MSF Instructor


<---- Useless

Always Stand For What You Believe In... Even If Means You Stand Alone...
JRSMAIL is offline  
post #9 of 37 (permalink) Old 12-01-2011, 06:13 PM
Administrator
 
HDTony's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Plainfield IL
Posts: 45,956
Location: Plainfield IL
Sportbike: A couple of pasta rockets
Years Riding: Since 1989
How you found us: In the beginning there was CLSB and Tony saw that it was good.
           
Send a message via AIM to HDTony
Usually...... With tears, realizing it's goin to be a year till my birthday again. LOL!




HDTony.... Damn glad to meet you!

Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.

- Ronald Reagan

AirTek Heating & Air inc.
HDTony is offline  
post #10 of 37 (permalink) Old 12-01-2011, 06:40 PM
Registered User
 
SilentAlero's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Alsip
Posts: 8,508
Location: Alsip
Sportbike: 01 Giggy 7fidday
Years Riding: been riding your mom for years
How you found us: The hobo on lower wacker sold me the link.
           
Quote:
Originally Posted by HDTony View Post
Usually...... With tears, realizing it's goin to be a year till my birthday again. LOL!
Dont worry, I'll put in the good word with Ody so he gives it up more than once a year.

Dgrsuspension.com

~ High Performance Coilovers

Silentedition.com
Quote:
Watching the Cubs lose is the opposite of appreciating a fine wine ó itís like watching a car accident in progress. Itís horrifying, yet gruesomely riveting, and you canít help but watch and sympathize with the poor souls inside.
Quote:
Originally Posted by burntash View Post
coming to CLSB for relationship advice is like asking fat people in mcdonalds about nutrition.
SilentAlero is offline  
post #11 of 37 (permalink) Old 12-01-2011, 07:04 PM
Bug
Ridiculously Good Looking
 
Bug's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Gold Coast
Posts: 32,750
Location: Gold Coast
Sportbike: Sportbike?
Years Riding: No F'in Idea
How you found us: 4 & 6
           
When you can make a sammich and get out before the rooph wears off

"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming WOW, what a RIDE !!"
Bug is offline  
post #12 of 37 (permalink) Old 12-01-2011, 07:22 PM
The Violator
 
Troy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Lombard
Posts: 4,101
Location: Lombard
Sportbike: A little bit of everything.
Years Riding: Not nearly enough!
How you found us: On a ride in Colorado
           
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bug View Post
When you can make a sammich and get out before the rooph wears off

Don't make me turn this rape into a murder.
Troy is offline  
post #13 of 37 (permalink) Old 12-01-2011, 07:27 PM
Bug
Ridiculously Good Looking
 
Bug's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Gold Coast
Posts: 32,750
Location: Gold Coast
Sportbike: Sportbike?
Years Riding: No F'in Idea
How you found us: 4 & 6
           
Quote:
Originally Posted by Troy View Post
Don't make me turn this rape into a murder.
I showed he my phone and asked if this was the correct spelling of her name, she said YES - Consentual

"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming WOW, what a RIDE !!"
Bug is offline  
post #14 of 37 (permalink) Old 12-01-2011, 08:09 PM
Viva La Figa!!
 
Downforce137's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: In Diana
Posts: 6,215
Location: In Diana
Sportbike: negative.
Years Riding: long enough to know better.
How you found us: cycleforums.com
           
Send a message via AIM to Downforce137
a:wanna play the rape game?

b:no

a:thats the spirit.
Downforce137 is offline  
post #15 of 37 (permalink) Old 12-01-2011, 09:19 PM
VTwin FTW!
 
ChicagoFactory's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Elk Grove Village
Posts: 5,564
Location: Elk Grove Village
Sportbike: 2013 Ducati Diavel Cromo
Years Riding: 20
How you found us: Friend
           
If I'm sticking around, just swallow it. If I'm leaving, facial.

Mike

"Life is all about ass ... either you are covering it, kicking it, kissing it, sitting on it or trying to get it."
ChicagoFactory is offline  
post #16 of 37 (permalink) Old 12-01-2011, 09:37 PM
DONATING MEMBER
 
Chicago Performance's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Northlake, IL 60164
Posts: 25,074
Location: Northlake, IL 60164
Sportbike: Trackdayz "I" bike!
Years Riding: since last year
How you found us: In a fortune cookie
           
Why is donkey punch not a choice? This poll sucks.
Chicago Performance is offline  
post #17 of 37 (permalink) Old 12-01-2011, 09:47 PM
Registered User
 
Gone In 3's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Texas/Chicago
Posts: 5,771
Location: Texas/Chicago
Sportbike: CBR1000RR
Years Riding: Been around the block with training wheels
How you found us: Folks
           
Am I the only one who prefers missionary?
Gone In 3 is offline  
post #18 of 37 (permalink) Old 12-01-2011, 09:53 PM
Ride Naked
 
mac11's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: NashVegas, TN
Posts: 4,205
Location: NashVegas, TN
Sportbike: z1000
Years Riding: divide by zero error
How you found us: Panda Express
           
Send a message via AIM to mac11
I always give her the choice. In the face, or in the eye. Because I'm a gentleman.

Quote:
Oh he can drive. He can drive beyond the limits of the tires, the engine, the car or anything else.
mac11 is offline  
post #19 of 37 (permalink) Old 12-01-2011, 10:16 PM
Bug
Ridiculously Good Looking
 
Bug's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Gold Coast
Posts: 32,750
Location: Gold Coast
Sportbike: Sportbike?
Years Riding: No F'in Idea
How you found us: 4 & 6
           
Quote:
Originally Posted by Downforce137 View Post
a:wanna play the rape game?

b:no

a:thats the spirit.
- AWESOME

"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming WOW, what a RIDE !!"
Bug is offline  
post #20 of 37 (permalink) Old 12-01-2011, 11:37 PM
U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D-D
 
FiReBReTHa's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Aurora, IL
Posts: 11,172
Location: Aurora, IL
Sportbike: 04 GSXR6
Years Riding: 2
How you found us: I thought it was a line for muffins
           
Send a message via AIM to FiReBReTHa
Cowgirl as one of my choices, one of the methods that gets the deepest while slams it away.
FiReBReTHa is offline  
post #21 of 37 (permalink) Old 12-01-2011, 11:43 PM
Registered User
 
Grasshopper's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: PF
Posts: 12,490
Location: PF
Sportbike: Slow
Years Riding: all of them
How you found us: a real person
           
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gone In 3 View Post
Am I the only one who prefers missionary?
I prefer Missionary becausee I like to cum on her tits. Finishing doggy style is fun to but then we have to worry about cum dripping off her back onto the clean sheets. Nobody wants to fall asleep in the wet cum stain.
Grasshopper is offline  
post #22 of 37 (permalink) Old 12-02-2011, 12:22 AM
Registered User
 
GIZMO's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Chicago
Posts: 1,600
Location: Chicago
Sportbike: 2008 Suzuki GSX R600
Years Riding: Long enough to know that stupid hurts.
How you found us: shawnb114 invited me on a cruise and I was hooked.
           
Send a message via AIM to GIZMO
would on the butt so it runs down the crack like a gutter be in the same category as doggy style?

You wanna see my itinerary?
GIZMO is offline  
post #23 of 37 (permalink) Old 12-02-2011, 12:48 AM
Administrator
 
HDTony's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Plainfield IL
Posts: 45,956
Location: Plainfield IL
Sportbike: A couple of pasta rockets
Years Riding: Since 1989
How you found us: In the beginning there was CLSB and Tony saw that it was good.
           
Send a message via AIM to HDTony
Quote:
Originally Posted by Grasshopper View Post
I prefer Missionary becausee I like to cum on her tits. Finishing doggy style is fun to but then we have to worry about cum dripping off her back onto the clean sheets. Nobody wants to fall asleep in the wet cum stain.
I gotta admit, theres some practical thought here. next birthday I'm totally putting this into play




HDTony.... Damn glad to meet you!

Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.

- Ronald Reagan

AirTek Heating & Air inc.
HDTony is offline  
post #24 of 37 (permalink) Old 12-02-2011, 06:52 AM
YO MAMA
 
Odysseys's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: balls deep in someones mom
Posts: 60,261
Location: balls deep in someones mom
Sportbike: 2010 Electra Glide Police Edition 103cu
Years Riding: a long time!
           
That's why you fuck on there side of the bed



Odysseys is offline  
post #25 of 37 (permalink) Old 12-02-2011, 07:05 AM
Registered User
 
JRSMAIL's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Johnsburg, Il
Posts: 9,428
Location: Johnsburg, Il
Sportbike: A weed wacker
Years Riding: Just started today as a matter of fact..
How you found us: A dream I had once
           
Send a message via MSN to JRSMAIL
Quote:
Originally Posted by HDTony View Post
Usually...... With tears, realizing it's goin to be a year till my birthday again. LOL!
You just need to celebrate more birthday's then...Example the dog's birthday, her b-day, your b-day, daughters b-day and other animals in the house. Knowing that you'd at least get it four times a year.

Jon
MSF Instructor


<---- Useless

Always Stand For What You Believe In... Even If Means You Stand Alone...
JRSMAIL is offline  
post #26 of 37 (permalink) Old 12-02-2011, 08:11 AM
Slower Traffic Keep Right
 
stkr's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Kenosha, WI
Posts: 3,755
Location: Kenosha, WI
Sportbike: '06 Suzuki GSXR-750 (Track); '11 HD Electra Glide (Road Sofa)
Years Riding: 30+ yrs total
How you found us: A friend at NESBA
           
Quote:
Originally Posted by Odysseys View Post
That's why you fuck on there side of the bed
That's what I was thinking. You'd think she would figure that out by now.

Midwest Track Day CR #130
NESBA 130-Control Rider (Former Midwest Region)
STT "A" 130
Track: 2006 GSXR-750
Street: 2011 H-D Ultra Limited (Road Sofa)

www.MidwestTrackDay.com / www.MidwestTrackDay.motorsportreg.com / www.facebook.com/midwesttrackday

http://militarysignatures.com/signatures/member6419.png
stkr is offline  
post #27 of 37 (permalink) Old 12-02-2011, 08:53 AM Thread Starter
Pringles can user
 
tnat's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: woodstock,illinois
Posts: 6,269
Location: woodstock,illinois
Sportbike: 2005 YZ250
Years Riding: 1977
How you found us: Geo
           
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gone In 3 View Post
Am I the only one who prefers missionary?
Is that cause you can wrangle the dancing boyz much better otherwise theyll escape?

DO YOU WANT TO BE A BETTER DIRT OR MX RIDER OR LEARN TO RIDE DIRT?


CLICK THE LINK!


http://www.club57mx.com/



Wiping my last dump was like cleaning Laffy Taffy off a hot car dashboard.
Doug Stanhope



Thanks to my Sponsors - Gaerne, Protaper, ScottUSA, MSR, Motomaster Brake systems, Faction MX, Sunline, Dr D, EVS, DECAL WORKS.
tnat is offline  
post #28 of 37 (permalink) Old 12-02-2011, 09:31 AM
DONATING MEMBER
 
Chicago Performance's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Northlake, IL 60164
Posts: 25,074
Location: Northlake, IL 60164
Sportbike: Trackdayz "I" bike!
Years Riding: since last year
How you found us: In a fortune cookie
           
Supaman dat hoe!
Chicago Performance is offline  
post #29 of 37 (permalink) Old 12-02-2011, 09:56 AM
Registered User
 
Dug2's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: schiller park
Posts: 2,735
Location: schiller park
Sportbike: drz400sm
Years Riding: yes
How you found us: search engine
           
i wonder wat the clsb chicks are thinkin bout this? interesting wat people will
say "on a computer" vs in person. i've learned much about my clsb family.
carry on

418
Dug2 is offline  
post #30 of 37 (permalink) Old 12-02-2011, 02:59 PM
Certified TRACK WHORE
 
Sunshine's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: On my MF bike...where else?!?!
Posts: 2,759
Location: On my MF bike...where else?!?!
Sportbike: 2008 R6 Race, 2009 R6 Street, 2005 GSXR Track
Years Riding: hmmmmmmm
How you found us: Word is in da streets(SuperGirl)
           
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dug2 View Post
i wonder wat the clsb chicks are thinkin bout this?
I would like to pop my eyes out, put them in my pocket and drive home blind!
I think I've seen enuf for one day




(I'm guna start a "ladies" poll)



CCS #55 - Proudly sponsored by Farrell Performance, Motovid, Southeast Sales, Vortex, U.S. Chrome

MOTOVID.COM STAFF: CR(Control Rider) + Rider Clinic Instructor

MSF Certified Instructor/Rider Coach
Sunshine is offline  
Reply

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now



In order to be able to post messages on the Chicagoland Sportbikes forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.

User Name:
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.

Password:


Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.

Email Address:
OR

Log-in










Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode



Posting Rules  
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

 
For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome