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I know this is going to bring all the boys to yard... I know you... so go ahead and read the thread but keep or posting to only positive feedback... This is only for the LADIES.

Maybe times have changed, but when I was in the market I felt that a respectful compliment went way further than a "pick up" line. This is assuming that you are dealing with a girl that is about relationship level, when dealing with people that just want to have fun, all bets are off...

This idea started to walk on my brain after I saw all the latest leghumping, that well has been here for a while... I personally feel that it is just childish to do in the internet, specially in this site, but to each its own.

So my question is, do you find pick up lines just annoying or do they actually work?... is an honest compliment a better approach?

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is an honest compliment a better approach?

it's worked for me. "You've got great tits" Works every time.

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it's worked for me. "You've got great tits" Works every time.
Yea, I remember you used to get that all the time before the sex change

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post #4 of 90 (permalink) Old 05-11-2006, 12:13 PM
 
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I think an honest compliment is the way to go myself but that hasn't gotten me too far though
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Compliments have a better chance of working versus pick up lines.

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it's worked for me. "You've got great tits" Works every time.
Juggs works better for me.
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Pffffit... where's the option for skeevy message board innuendo and e-stalking? That always impressed my bitches.

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I always just waited for the DJ to play Boom,Boom, Boom lets go back to my room....................................
damn, haven't heard that song in years!
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Best place to pick up women - the book store. The best line to use to pick up women in the book store...

After you make eye contact, say "What are you reading?" The conversation will develop from there. But, don't bore her with all your made up political bullshit. Just stick to general middle road comments about something related to what she is reading.

The key is you must make her laugh in the first 30 secs of the conversation.

Then gradually work up to asking her is she wants to get coffee sometime.

Exchange numbers making sure to get hers.

Call her the next day or whatever you feel comfortable with.

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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i perfer to walk up to a girl in a bar..

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Other: something sarcastic and witty based upon the situation you meet in

pickup line makes you look desparate
compliment makes you look desparate
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it's worked for me. "You've got great tits" Works every time.
we were leaving transit one time a few years back. We had rented a limo (primarily because, who actually parks by transit, i drive a shitty car, but I would like it to remain MY shitty car) and when we were leaving the birthday girl brought her baby sister with who was upset because she intended to go home with her boyfriend but he ditched her at the club. so she was sitting in the back of the limo, sober and upset, I was in the front and looked her straight in the eye, and said to here, you got GREAT tits, her response was please don't stare at my tits... when she is already upset, and not in the mood for humor, the next line REALLY shouldn't be, why there really nice... and WHAT EVER you do,don't try to get the rest of the passangers to stare at her tits and agree....

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Then there is the close the deal in ten seconds pick up manuever lol

If you make eye contact with a girl, say a version of Hello.

Make a comment about something she is holding, wearing, etc. For example, what's with the name tag, badge, etc.

Then say the following with a big fuckin grin/smile on your face kinda with a slight laughing sarcastic tone. "So do you have a boyfriend? Are you married? Well then we should go out sometime." Then set the "date" up for right then and there. Or set it up for later that night.

Boom! The ten sec pick up.

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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for all the jibberish WSE usually posts, he actually has the right ideas about this stuff

nice job playa

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for all the jibberish WSE usually posts, he actually has the right ideas about this stuff

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It really doesnt matter what you say, they made up their mind in 2 seconds when they looked at you if they are gonna give you the goods or not, just dont insult them or mention the Star wars trilogy, and above all, confidence is king.

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I usually start with "hey what's your name?" and it ends with "fuck you bitch.. didn't wanna know anyway!"
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I usually start with "hey what's your name?" and it ends with "fuck you bitch.. didn't wanna know anyway!"
Feel good about being denied:

Imagine a loud club.

Ask a girl, "Hey, you wanna dance?"

If she says yes, then go out and by all means dance your ass off.

If she says no.........

Say "Waddya mean "no"? I said YOU LOOK FAT IN THOSE PANTS!"

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It really doesnt matter what you say, they made up their mind in 2 seconds when they looked at you if they are gonna give you the goods or not, just dont insult them or mention the Star wars trilogy, and above all, confidence is king.

Getting the opportunity and closing the deal are two totally different things. Just because she wants to give you the goods doesn't mean you are going to get them.

She may be drooling at the mouth ready to suck your cock off, but you still have to move her from the store to your place. So what you say is very important. You've got to be premediated and methodical. You will seem confidence if you are premediated/methodical. This is where you separated the pimps from the wimps.

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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Feel good about being denied:

Imagine a loud club.

Ask a girl, "Hey, you wanna dance?"

If she says yes, then go out and by all means dance your ass off.

If she says no.........

Say "Waddya mean "no"? I said YOU LOOK FAT IN THOSE PANTS!"
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My favorite is:

Morning, where are the damn pancakes, bitch!
that's the pickup line that DOESN'T work.

Mine gets you morning head.

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that's the pickup line that DOES'T work.

Mine gets you morning head.

D'oh! Caught is a delete. lol

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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I do that to you often, don't I?
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