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post #1 of 57 (permalink) Old 06-30-2006, 06:44 PM Thread Starter
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would'nt you wanna bitch slap someone over this?

"Example" you’re having a party, and you’re inviting all your friends over to your home. This home has token years to build and decorate it. You have the best of the best of everything. You have worked your ass off in life to get where you are now and you want to have your friends over as they have been over before numerous times. This time a few of them ask if they can bring over a friend, you say SURE I would be happy too have them over to.


well as white on rice, one of the people that came over with one of your friends walks in your house, he says it looks like shit out loud, pisses on your bathroom floor, says my house colors remind him of the vomit he chucked up from last weeks Friday night out, then you find him in your master bedroom sniffing your wife’s dirty undies from the clothes hamper.

then he goes on to tell you what colors you should have painted the home, tells you he would have a urinal with one of those mint tablets in it versus a toliet in the bathroom, tells you your wife should maybe use cotton as it holds the smell better.


Would you wanna bitch slap the fucker?



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post #2 of 57 (permalink) Old 06-30-2006, 06:46 PM
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Did this happen to you, or did you do it to someone else?

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uh, that's warrants a full out ass beating, not just a bitch slap
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yeah, this happened to me kegger



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Are you embellishing a bit or did the fugger really say and do that sh&T? If so, I'd say hes lucky he made it out alive, and I woulda called the police and made a report about him doing the revenge of the nerds panty raid!

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uh, that's warrants a full out ass beating, not just a bitch slap
+1

People like that deserve to be properly f$cked up and turned over from time to time, so they just can go on living happily until the shit fills up again and starts overflowing.

But I prob would point him at the door at the very first shitty comment.
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I would be more pissed at the friend that brought him there. I would ask why the hell would they hang out with someone like that.

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look man, i said I'm sorry what more do you want from me!??! and it wasn't your wife's panties, it was your tighty-whities I was sniffing.







beat his ass and toss him in the street.

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On the second thought... I know some people that are totally nice on the regular basis, smart, polite, funny, respectful and all. But when they get heavily drunk they, uhm... change and exhibit the same shitty behavior. I generally choose not to socialize with them at all, but I realize that the reason may be simply too much booze. Not that it should excuse them from the serious ass beating, though.
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guys its just a question to see what would other people do.

just making sure i am not crazy here is all.



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uh, that's warrants a full out ass beating, not just a bitch slap
+1. The asshat in question should get to bite a curb, the friend that brought him should get a bitch slap. That's just not cool.

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I get it now after reading some of the other threads. When you come into someones house, you follow their rules. If you don't want to follow those rules, then just leave!!

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No way you caught this guy sniffing the wifes panties!?!?!
Yes, this alone would be justification for the beat-down.

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If that really happened to me, I would be looking for the Punked camera crew and Ashton Kutcher running out cause I couldn't believe someone would act like that.

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Sounds like some of the jackass posters we get coming in here to start shit.




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I saw the post oddy is talking about.

The site is free for us. It does us a huge service, offering advice, opinions, shit to borrow, good people to hang out with and good people to ride with.

The site is NOT free for the owners. Sponsers make most of this happen. They pay money to the owners and the sponsers should not have to compete with other businesses for visibility on the site.

Its a fair and necessary rule that is needed to keep this place up. I'm sure oddy and tony are tired of people trying to put in their two cents about something that isn't there's to begin with

but thats just my .02 (and my brown nosing for the day)

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oh man all this over an internet post ... the story isn't even true. I'm so disappointed

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Me honestly I'd be very polite, tell the guy I appriciate his opinion, then ask him to come out side and tell him that the cement mix they used on my curbs tastes like cherries, and be like hey go ahead and taste it and give him a curbie. ( For you youngsters that don't know what a curbie is go rent American History X)

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Me honestly I'd be very polite, tell the guy I appriciate his opinion, then ask him to come out side and tell him that the cement mix they used on my curbs tastes like cherries, and be like hey go ahead and taste it and give him a curbie. ( For you youngsters that don't know what a curbie is go rent American History X)

Just promise to make his hand smell like pizza... *WHAM*

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I would definately eat his children.
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just making sure i am not crazy here is all.
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I'd ask him to babysit my children and paint my house while he's at it.
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Is this about racingxtc and the track talk?
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