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4-6 (Counting the couple in the morning) 31 38.75%
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Getting it on (ladies, not for ya, sorry)

Got into a conversation with someone, and found out that not everyone can do it all night... in fact it seems that there is tons of man out there that are one shooters. I find that hilarious, but then again... quickies can be fun. So instead of asking your avarage lets to a little poll.

What is your record of a night of love making (how many times were you able to perform, again)

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This has the serious potential to be a total BS thread.

BTW - why can't the women respond based on their lovers? It seems that the women would tend to provide more accurate anwers! LOL!

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Curious, if the gent can go for a couple of hours without "losing it" how does that rank against the guy that goes three times in an hour?

ie...

Guy goes 3-5 minutes, done
Guy goes 2 hours, done.

Both of those are once...

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This has the serious potential to be a total BS thread.

BTW - why can't the women respond based on their lovers? It seems that the women would tend to provide more accurate anwers! LOL!
+1 Yes, this has serious potential for total BS content

so...women..do tell

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Curious, if the gent can go for a couple of hours without "losing it" how does that rank against the guy that goes three times in an hour?
Good point..but then again...lets ask the women that. I would think a guy who loses it in 5 minutes needs some help. 3-4 times a night, and a couple in the morning, for a good 45min/hour is one hell of a good start. (..requires fully stocked fridge )

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This has the serious potential to be a total BS thread.

BTW - why can't the women respond based on their lovers? It seems that the women would tend to provide more accurate anwers! LOL!
Some may actually low-ball the max to keep others away

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Of course people can BS... who cares. I want to see the poll not you wankers talking about how you go 3 minutes and then 2 HRS... if you can only hold the first one for 3 minutes, I doubt you can hold the second one for 2 hrs... but hey, each its own.

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you mean with a partner or solo? just trying to get clarification for moparboyy since he gets confused on these types of polls

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where's the all-weekend option logtar? you need to edit your choices to include gatorade breaks

what about the quality vs quantity aspect?

sometimes between alternating between foreplay and the actual blue ribbon, this can go on for hours. one or two times over several hours is usually better than a bunch of 2-3 minute quickies.
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Curious, if the gent can go for a couple of hours without "losing it" how does that rank against the guy that goes three times in an hour?
Yeah, it actually reminded me of a joke:

Three guys are drinking beer and boasting to each other about their love records. The first goes:
- Yeah, I did a chick once, it was like 5 times during that night. In the morning she brought me coffee and she was saying how the loved me all the time.

Two others nod approvingly - not bad. The second one goes:
- Still, I did better. You're not gonna believe it, but I did it like 11 times. In the morning she said she was madly in love with me, she adored and me and so on. And of course she was bringing me coffee and doing morning BJ's for a month.

The first guy, clearly humiliated, weakly says: wow.... The third one just chuckles:
- Well and I did it like once during the night.

Two others break in laugher:
- What??? And what did she tell you on the morning?
- Please, honey, DON'T STOP!



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o this thread is gonna be funny

hmmmmm.... gatarode breaks, sandwich breaks, foreplay vs blue ribbon.....quantity vs quality...

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I dont get it. Does it only count if I shoot? I mean I can get it up as many times as I want but after that first 2-3 nuts I'm not going to again, the gun is out of ammo.

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how about the girl?

you go for 1 hour, she has 3? (so by the morning...she has 8, her mind if blown, and you're the greatest thing on the face of the earth)

you go 3 times in 20 minutes, and....she has none?

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Girls is hard to meassure, its all about lubrication... so woman can go all night, some woman get sore after an hour without proper lube... I did not include woman, because well, they can do it over and over...

and yes cook, we are counting shots... and not just regular but your all time high.

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The numbers next to the options refer to gallons right?

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Just had this convo with the Gal Pal last night - 3 in one "Session" is about all I gots the gas for anymore - Need sleepie after that but awake with a fresh perspective so I answered with the 4-6 if we focus on a 24 hr timespan

Now, if we throw the old 5 knuckle shuffle in there, then these numbers become skewed

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and yes cook, we are counting shots... and not just regular but your all time high.
pff, who gives a shit about that? 4-5 probably. A better question is how many different chicks have you bagged in a 24 hour period.

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pff, who gives a shit about that? 4-5 probably. A better question is how many different chicks have you bagged in a 24 hour period.
3, but I was having a bad night
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WOW!! OK... to clear it up for girls... yes it does depend on lubrication but even with the proper lube or not we still get sore reguardless... unless it's over a period of time. Go for an hour then break for 2 hours then go again.... yea that's ok... but we get sore.
I don't know how many times I have in one day.... but from a guy who I am not naming it was 7 times in one day for him

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WOW!! OK... to clear it up for girls... yes it does depend on lubrication but even with the proper lube or not we still get sore reguardless... unless it's over a period of time. Go for an hour then break for 2 hours then go again.... yea that's ok... but we get sore.
I don't know how many times I have in one day.... but from a guy who I am not naming it was 7 times in one day for him


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Hunny, I told you I did not want that getting out
sorry couldn't help it...

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but even with the proper lube or not we still get sore reguardless... unless it's over a period of time.
I think the same goes for guys. Skin on skin friction will make anyone sore.
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That's why there needs to be breaks to 'kiss it and make it all better'.

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that's a whole different story! Do you really want to go down the path of who will do oral after intercourse?
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that's a whole different story! Do you really want to go down the path of who will do oral after intercourse?
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Well, as long as it's just your stuff down there and not anyone else's.....
we should make this another poll!
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