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Yes, If I could whistle and scream at the same time I would 6 6.45%
I holla 3 3.23%
I whistle 4 4.30%
I have manners and just look 80 86.02%
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post #1 of 24 (permalink) Old 08-01-2007, 09:37 AM Thread Starter
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Whislte or scream like a horndog?

Do you hoot and holler when you are with a group of your buddies and a hot chick walks/drives/rides by? Or if you are with a group of your girlfriends and a hot stud walks/drives/rides by?
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Oh man... Some of the girls on here can vouch for me on this one... I scream "wahoo" and "hey hottie" and "hey sexy" at any guy we drive past, hot or not.... only thing is I scream it and then duck so that whoever else is in the car gets blamed for it... as soon as I scream my girlfriends always look over to see who I am whistling at and the timing is perfect cause the guys always look over at that exact moment...

Poor Shelly is getting stuck with this a lot lately!!!

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I just look, may give them the thumbs up or a little clap. This changes when I am drunk. When drunk, I have been told that I whistle, holla, and approach .

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A long time ago I learned that....

1) your not getting laid by...
a) Honking the horn.
b) Whistling.
c) Yelling obscene things.
d) Showing you tongue to them.
e) Telling them how much money you make.
f) Pulling your pee-pee out and showing it to them.

It just don't work that way, A compliment and a smile will get you laid faster than the above mentioned.
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did this have to do with all the guys at Players last night. you didnt know what to do?

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A long time ago I learned that....

1) your not getting laid by...
a) Honking the horn.
b) Whistling.
c) Yelling obscene things.
d) Showing you tongue to them.
e) Telling them how much money you make.
f) Pulling your pee-pee out and showing it to them.

It just don't work that way, A compliment and a smile will get you laid faster than the above mentioned.
That's what I'm getting at. I saw the ex when I was dropping off the 4yr old last night and some dudes were outside staring... she mentioned that they act like pigs hootin' and hollering at her and her friends. Only because I have manners and respect, I got a little upset and started to think about it, and figured they're just young and dumb. (I know it sounds like I'm defending the ex, but this holds true with any woman and my respect for them, you gotta respect them even though there are she-devils out there.)

But come on! It's not going to get you anywhere, and you just look like an asshole. I was thinking about getting a bunch of girls on bikes and stopping in front of their house to speak to them about respect.

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did this have to do with all the bikes at Players last night. you didnt know what to do?
Yes, I was a little dumbfounded by all the nice bikes.
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Do you hoot and holler when you are with a group of your buddies and a hot chick walks/drives/rides by? Or if you are with a group of your girlfriends and a hot stud walks/drives/rides by?
i like to smile.. nod.. and pat the rear seat on the duc.. they always get on





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i like to smile.. nod.. and pat the rear seat on the duc.. they always get on




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i like to smile.. nod.. and pat the rear seat on the duc.. they always get on




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a lot of this too helps


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f) Pulling your pee-pee out and showing it to them.
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Depends on how much booze I have in me?
For the most part though I just stare while I have my sunglasses on.

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I just make eye contact with them, smile and keep looking. They are usually compelled to come over.

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My favorite is.... C'mon your young, beautiful and obviously very smart. Would you like a ride? The smart thing goes over very well VERY WELL, for some reason.
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I just make eye contact with them, smile and keep looking. They are usually compelled to come over.

I don't make the 1st move, know your role woman.
No wonder you have women crawling all over you

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