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View Poll Results: how long do you think the wabbits will last in my house!
they die today, THIS IS SPARRTAAAA 27 45.00%
they will meet there doom tomorrow cause ill have a buzz on 2 3.33%
its friday night poker, and ill be drunk 5 8.33%
saturday hang over ill snap there necks in the morning 6 10.00%
sunday wabbit roast at odysseys home. 11 18.33%
monday, i have only 1 day left before they pick up the shit monsters! 2 3.33%
D DAY 7 11.67%
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how long do i last before i break down and KILL DA WABBIT!!

this must be gods way of testing me

so since my sister changed her mind about selling them cause she said my God Child "my niece" would be heart broken. SO NOW i am stuck taking care of them till NEXT WEEK TUESDAY!

i gotta change there litter box, fresh water,food,clean there cage, make sure they have hay EACH FUCKEN morning!!!

she even had my god child call me this morning and had her tell me, "uncle kenny please take care of my rabbits" WHAT A SET UP!!!!!

my sister knows i HATE rabbits, and i have at least killed 30 this year so far! also told her i FEAR for there safety!

i dont know how long i can last. LETS get a poll going



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i am surprised there is only 2 votes!

does wayne brady have to choke a wabbit?



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Poker was last night. We all know not one hair will be touched, simply because, they are you niece's pet.

I call your bluff, you got nothin!

Your way to soft, to do something like that to your neice.

Go out and buy a stuffed one, to take your agressions out on. Then maybe have that one in the cage when they pick it up.

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Poker was last night. We all know not one hair will be touched, simply because, they are you niece's pet.

I call your bluff, you got nothin!

Your way to soft, to do something like that to your neice.

Go out and buy a stuffed one, to take your agressions out on. Then maybe have that one in the cage when they pick it up.
bull shit! ive killed so many rabbits ive even handed them out as parking tickets!



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Poker was last night. We all know not one hair will be touched, simply because, they are you niece's pet.

I call your bluff, you got nothin!

Your way to soft, to do something like that to your neice.

Go out and buy a stuffed one, to take your agressions out on. Then maybe have that one in the cage when they pick it up.
As long as I keep him away from our furry friends!! All I have been doing is negotiating for there lives.
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bull shit! ive killed so many rabbits ive even handed them out as parking tickets!


I would go buy some stuffed ones, to have when they return. Imagine their initial reaction.

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bull shit! ive killed so many rabbits ive even handed them out as parking tickets!
now that`s a parking ticket that`d crack me up

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bring the bunnies to my house, they'd be safer guarded by Bella
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just got checking them out to make sure what they were doing. just sitting there looking all cute and what not!

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no way you are makin in past the drunk poker night...
those suckers will prolly be hangin by thier tiny little necks above the table!

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Ingredients:
1 large or 2 small rabbit[s]
1/2 cup vinegar
1 1/2 cup water
1 cup dry red wine
2 cup onion, sliced
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon dry mustard
1 teaspoon fresh ground pepper
1 tablespoon pickling spice
8 nails of clove
3 bay leaves
1 flour, for dredging
1/3 cup butter
1 tablespoon sugar
3 tablespoon flour
1 cup sour cream
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Skin, clean and cut the rabbit[s] into pieces. Marinade 1-2 days in the next 10 ingredients. Remove the rabbit, drain, dry, dredge in flour and brown in butter in a heavy saucepan or Dutch oven. Strain the marinade and add to the rabbit, cover and simmer 1 hr. Arrange the rabbit on a warm platter and set aside. Add the sugar to the broth. Blend 3 Tbl flour with a little water and add to the broth. Just before serving stir in the sour cream. Pour over the rabbit and serve with noodles.

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