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View Poll Results: Ever Been With a Hooker?
Yes 9 10.47%
No 50 58.14%
My X is a dirty whore and qualifies as a hooker, so, yes 22 25.58%
wSE is a cool mutha fuker 10 11.63%
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post #1 of 28 (permalink) Old 01-24-2008, 12:41 PM Thread Starter
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Hookers lol lmao!

So here's a poll for you, have you ever been with a hooker?

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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post #2 of 28 (permalink) Old 01-24-2008, 12:44 PM
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My X is a dirty whore and qualifies as a hooker, so, yes
I highly agree with this statement

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post #4 of 28 (permalink) Old 01-24-2008, 12:49 PM
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Hey! lol Someone changed my poll from cool to dumb!

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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They're not hookers if you dont pay!
Well I do believe you pay to sleep with you GF or wife dont you

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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Hey! lol Someone changed my poll from cool to dumb!
that was me, i couldn't help it.



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that was me, i couldn't help it.
rep!

I figure we could all use a thread like this to pass the time during this cold ass weather.

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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Well I do believe you pay to sleep with you GF or wife dont you


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Yes I admit, I have charged women to sleep with me - I shall go in the corner now and feel shame
knowing bug's skills, it's probably a true story

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knowing bug's skills, it's probably a true story
it's statements like this that keeps you at second base...

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I highly agree with this statement
Ummm.... I hate to break it to ya but just because a girl lets ya feel her boobies, it doesn't make her a dirty whore or hooker... Just wait, there's a lot more for you to experience before you can agree with that statement.

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Ummm.... I hate to break it to ya but just because a girl lets ya feel her boobies, it doesn't make her a dirty whore or hooker...
Really??? ok I retract my vote then

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what if she says call off of work and ill pay you a days worth... and leads to sex.... what does that make me???
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They're all hookers. Some just ask for the money up front.

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You pay for it one way or another. A hooker is cheaper But no..
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Does it count if you've been with one but didn't pay?
Sounds like you blew your load and ran.
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Nope never, but I could probably save money with hookers.
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Ummm.... I hate to break it to ya but just because a girl lets ya feel her boobies, it doesn't make her a dirty whore or hooker...
I like the way you think...

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i cant believe the chicks out in vegas that make 6 figures at the bunny ranch charging like $1500 for a lay. trying to remember if one said she was a millionaire or not.

mind boggling.

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