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View Poll Results: Worth the Money?
$3,500.00 33 86.84%
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post #1 of 36 (permalink) Old 03-19-2008, 11:54 AM Thread Starter
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$3,500.00 for the night.




$48,000,000.00 for 4 years.


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post #2 of 36 (permalink) Old 03-19-2008, 11:56 AM
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ugh, brintey is not worth a five spot.

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ugh, brintey is not worth a five spot.
Ooops That is supposed to be Heather Mills will change

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post #4 of 36 (permalink) Old 03-19-2008, 11:59 AM
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Ooops That is supposed to be Heather Mills will change
hahah i dont think Heather Mills is that hot.

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Heather Mills is a tranny.

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post #6 of 36 (permalink) Old 03-19-2008, 12:03 PM
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Heather would be approx $32k/day....
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Awww Man every time i see that pic i just think hmm shes a freak and i Would hit it any where any time

Forget the 48,000 one shes to skinny and has a butta face

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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I would take Heather NOW due to her new found $48 Mil

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post #10 of 36 (permalink) Old 03-19-2008, 12:13 PM Thread Starter
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This is funny Jim Norton. NWS


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I would take Heather NOW due to her new found $48 Mil
Paul was dumb as dog shit for not having a prenup. He deserved to get 48 mil taken from him . You are a rich star that has already been married before, you think someone like that would learn something.

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she only has ONE LEG?!?!?!?!?!

Wiki said that she has done porn before her accident too.. classy.

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Paul was dumb as dog shit for not having a prenup. He deserved to get 48 mil taken from him . You are a rich star that has already been married before, you think someone like that would learn something.
Paul is so dumb with $$ that he has to pay Sony Music royalties when he performs "Hey Jude" in public. True story.
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post #16 of 36 (permalink) Old 03-19-2008, 12:26 PM
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she only has ONE LEG?!?!?!?!?!
She was hit by a motorcycle I believe.

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pussy cant be worth more than a dinner to TGIFridays

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pussy cant be worth more than a dinner to TGIFridays
NO poonanny is worth $3500.00 a night, none, nada, zip zilch.

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NO poonanny is worth $3500.00 a night, none, nada, zip zilch.
If it isn't worth 3500, it surely isn't worth 48 mil

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first, I love little Jimmy Norton. lol

second, where's the option for neither?

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you could have picked a more flattering picture for heather too that one just looks terrible.

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first, I love little Jimmy Norton. lol

second, where's the option for neither?
I was going for one will be vilified because she is openly a whore, and the other will be celebrated.

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She was hit by a motorcycle I believe.
In August 1993, she was hit by a police motorcycle while crossing the road near London's Kensington Palace; her injuries included crushed ribs, a punctured lung, a metal plate needing to be put in her pelvis and the amputation of her left leg below the knee. Mills has a prosthetic leg, notably taking it off and showing it to U.S. talk show host Larry King during his interview with her in October, 2002. She later sold her story of recovery following the accident to a British tabloid, with details of how she and her boyfriend made love in her hospital bed.

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Ticket price may be 3500.00. Loss of your governorship, wife, life, possibly freedom....Priceless.god I hope she blew his mind.
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$3500 I'd be living in the dog house for a while, but 48 mil I'd be in aaaaa lot more trouble..

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Hmmm....and you get laid how much?

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I choose Heather, she got a very small fraction of what Paully has, what equates to about $10 a week for me. Deal done.

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