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post #1 of 38 (permalink) Old 05-16-2008, 08:46 PM Thread Starter
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Anyone ever use an Escort?

Just checking to see what kind of crowd we have in here, Has anyone ever paid for an escort?
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post #2 of 38 (permalink) Old 05-16-2008, 08:48 PM
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We had this poll.

Let's just say I like Europe.
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Nope, but I have a male friend that is an escort and he makes boat loads of money.

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I owned a 1987 Ford Escort GT in college. Towards the end it billowed black smoke and the oil reaked of gasoline. 122,000 miles, got to love mid 80's Ford build quality.

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No, but i wrecked a ford escort rental.
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I owned a 1987 Ford Escort GT in college. Towards the end it billowed black smoke and the oil reaked of gasoline. 122,000 miles, got to love mid 80's Ford build quality.
in that case. I had an escort and an excort wagon. Drove them both till they were dead. I am an escort killa'

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Since we are jacking this thread and talking about Ford's. I use to ride around in Nick's escort back in high school. Never paid for one though
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No, but i wrecked a ford escort rental.
Hahahahaha...thought of the same thing

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Do escorts take MC now?Do you swipe it in their butt crack or between their boobs?

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A lot do and the people who use them are stupid. Hi, someone now has blackmail material for you for the rest of your life.
A friend of mine has an escort service and he gets calls all the time from wives/girlfriends asking him what kind of company he is. He tells them all he sells stuff at the swap meet.
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Do escorts take MC now?Do you swipe it in their butt crack or between their boobs?
wanna third guess???????

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wanna third guess???????

Nope, I'm trying to keep the class on clsb.

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Nope, but I have a male friend that is an escort and he makes boat loads of money.
does he have a brother???
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I've always liked the fact that my code charges some escorts monthly
huh?

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Yes he does but he's gay. Hawt and gay.

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