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Black Jesus 2 7.69%
Raptor Jesus 7 26.92%
Asian Jesus 1 3.85%
Touchdown Jesus 5 19.23%
I'm Jew Jitsu. Gods chosen Martial Artists 6 23.08%
I'm Muslim. I kill infidels. BALALALALALALA!!! 5 19.23%
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Who do you pray to at night?

Black Jesus



Raptor Jesus



Asian Jesus



Touchdown Jesus


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I pray to Black Jesus because he can turn water into malt liquor. Anyone who can do that is OK in my book.

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i pray to the wholly atheismo
Me too. By the way T, I didn't get my cut from the collection basket this week for Atheismo; I think someone is skimming. Keep an eye out. Hey, we can have scandals like the other big religions

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raptor jesus..

i should get a tattoo of him.

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He said "pray" not "beg"
Actually I thought it said "pay" not "pray"

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I pray to the one, the only, the true God. Yahweh

And why limit it to prayer at night?

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I pray to the one, the only, the true God. Yahweh

And why limit it to prayer at night?
you speak heresy.

Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest - Denis Diderot
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"Stupidity is also a gift of God, but one mustn't misuse it." - JP2

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On another note, regarding the "martial arts" option...

Has anyone ever seen those sports statues of Jesus playing sports with kids? They have statues with Jesus playing football, hockey, soccer, and - I kid you not - one where Jesus is a martial arts instructor. (They also have rosaries with footballs and hockey pucks as beads!).

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