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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 02-17-2010, 03:50 PM Thread Starter
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shittiest ads you've seen

while we are at it...

i don't know if they can go any lower than these

You guys might recall the first two from back in the days

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post #2 of 10 (permalink) Old 02-17-2010, 04:24 PM
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Those are classic. I like them

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Holy crap those are pathetic

Midwest Track Day CR #130
NESBA 130-Control Rider (Former Midwest Region)
STT "A" 130
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Any Wilfred Brimley ad with him talking about his Dia-bee-tis.

And Chicago wouldn't be Chicago without our famous Eagle man commercials!

Dante: [to Randal] You never go ass-to-mouth!
Randal: [to Dante] Would you grow up!
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This thing is still going nowadays. I remember this from way back when I was a kid still

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