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post #1 of 33 (permalink) Old 02-24-2010, 12:44 PM Thread Starter
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wtf is with the last one

Even heroes know when to be scared.
..As I shifted into 6th, I forgot every f'in thing she said..
Im a fuel injected suicide machine!
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I'd let him pee in my butt
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wtf is with the last one
Do you really need it explained any further Seems pretty straight forward

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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Do you really need it explained any further Seems pretty straight forward
seems to show some fucked up things about you

Even heroes know when to be scared.
..As I shifted into 6th, I forgot every f'in thing she said..
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seems to show some fucked up things about you
Really? Im not the one posting shit like this nor am i the one asking what is going on you did

From what I see its some Asian chick ass diving a kitty Kat

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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She is tossing that cat's salad like a mutha!

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eating a pussy's pussy. It's so meta.
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Dude it's fashionable now since the Italians are doing it!
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What did you say about my mama?!
dayum! sammy davis jr was into asian call grlz?!?!?!?!?

good morning mrs nakamura. i ate your cat. it was delicious

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dayum! sammy davis jr was into asian call grlz?!?!?!?!?

good morning mrs nakamura. i ate your cat. it was delicious
sammy davis jr don't need to call grlz. grlz call him.

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wtf is with the last one
Thinking the same thing.

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