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Retirement in Arkansas

Retirement in Arkansas


A friend of mine retired in Mtn Home Arkansas . He sent me this little reminder that maybe some interesting things happen post retirement.


I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.

His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth.


Life is good in Arkansas .

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ive actually been to mtn home AR, totally beleivable

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Having lived there and still have residance there. it is TOTALLY believeable. Time almost stops in most parts of Arkansas, there are lil pockets where you can go get your fill of regular everyday life and then drop back into WALTONS mountain...

It is a great lil place, i can see retiring there.

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