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post #1 of 17 (permalink) Old 09-12-2003, 09:44 AM
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After leaving the racetrack last Sunday, I stopped at a rest stop to take a break and visit the restroom. The first stall was occupied, so I went into the second one. I was no sooner seated than I heard a voice from the next stall: "Hi, how are you doing?"

Well, I am not the type to chat with strangers in highway comfort stations, but being from the South and wanting to be polite, I answered, a little embarrassed: "Not too bad."

And the stranger said: "What are you up to right now?"

Talk about your dumb questions! I was really beginning to think this was too weird! So I said: "Well, just headed down the interstate like you."

Then, I heard the stranger, all upset, say, "Look, I'll call you back, there's some idiot in the next stall answering all the questions I am asking you."
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ROFLMAO!!!!!! Oh my god thats fuckin awesome




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nice try dude, thats an oooooold joke. funny though!

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Come on Brian!! Give us the money shot!! WHERE IS IT!!!

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I know, but it has had me laughing for like the last 10 minutes

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I know, but it has had me laughing for like the last 10 minutes

No shit, I gotta send that oue out to my buddy at work.




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was reading this and expecting NickBob to tell us about the hole in the partition between the stalls

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yeah, i was expecting to hear about the glory hole next. haha, gay rest stops.

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Nevermind Crazy... I found it!

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Awesome. I've never heard that one.

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Nevermind Crazy... I found it!

sorry ...I must of gave that one to ya before huh?

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LOL

We all undertake a modicum of risk everytime we thumb the starter-it's just inherent to the sport.
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