I work with locomotives and we write up reports. We get similar responses. Here are a few I remember writing off the top of my head.
Engineer: Ice box is loose. Needs a nut to secure it.
MIC: Removed ice box.
Engineer: engineer seat is loose but no serious problem because it is comfortable.
MIC: Now you get it.
Engineer: Front snow plow has human remains on it from hitting a tresspasser.
MIC: Rain is expected this evening.
Engineer: L6 and R6 wheels are smaller than the other ones on the locomotive.
MIC: as engine is used, they will wear down.
(Wont they all wear down?
Engineer: Toilet needs servicing. It is past the full line.
MIC: Unit moved to rear of consist, and not to be used as a leader.
(it takes 3 minutes to dump waste from a locomotive, versus possibly hours to move it around in the consist.)