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post #1 of 13 (permalink) Old 04-01-2010, 12:03 PM Thread Starter
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Vette owners beware..... This will certainly make you cry

Someone thought this looks good.......

http://jalopnik.com/5504740/the-corv...rse//gallery/1

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he HAD to have lost a bet or something
poor guy

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Its not manual, they should make all auto vette's look like that.

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Its not manual, they should make all auto vette's look like that.
I remember reading somewhere that 95% of all Corvettes are automatic.
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That's a spray on protective coating, they just took it to another level and made it funny.

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Well they are in Indiana... Wow, how to fuck up a C6. Even a beat up C6...

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saw that a while ago ... that dude needs to be bitch-slapped in the face, several times.
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Unless you r gonna road race a vette, automatics r faster for shifting. And that's some funny shit.

...plus my gf was with me saying "omg slow down, slow down" and I was thinking "Lose annoying squalk box in passenger seat, afford more mods and have less weight in the car and on the back of the bike"...so i dumped her and I'm single again as usual...HERE KITTY KITTY!!!
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i wish i had money to buy cars like this and do things like that too them.

I'd buy a ferrari and let neighborhood kids finger paint on it and drive it through off road parks and never wash it.

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That is some ugly $&!^
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post #12 of 13 (permalink) Old 04-12-2010, 03:02 AM
This show is 'Rated NC17'
 
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Well they are in Indiana... Wow, how to fuck up a C6. Even a beat up C6...
Indiana plates. . . nuff said.

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looks like a good scheme for a peice of fiberglass with wheels

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