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post #1 of 51 (permalink) Old 04-03-2010, 09:30 PM Thread Starter
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post #2 of 51 (permalink) Old 04-03-2010, 09:55 PM
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Parents nowadays need to grow some backbone.

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The way that kid was crying...he is a lady.

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Oh Man! He'll figure out who he is when he learns to talk! The kid is like 1 or something!

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He better start playing Transformers and GI Joe theme music daily for this kid .

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Better to let him know not that he is not a single lady than when he is 17 and walking around in a dress LOL!!!!!

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He better start playing Transformers and GI Joe theme music daily for this kid .

So if it wasn't for those GI Joes you'd be sucking dick? (I mean more than you already do)
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post #13 of 51 (permalink) Old 04-04-2010, 11:31 AM Thread Starter
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you'll notice he disabled the comments on the page for this vid, cause thats all people were saying.
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Parents nowadays need to grow some backbone.
You're right, stamp out that fun as much as possible. That one year old should just shut his trap.



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I'm so glad I don't have any damn rugrats

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You're right, stamp out that fun as much as possible. That one year old should just shut his trap.


No, I did not say that.

The parents thought it best to inform their kid of a simple fact (kid is not a lady) and as soon as the kid whimpers, the parents bitch up and say whatever the kid wants is fine.

Fuck that! Them parents need to grow some fucking backbone and teach their kid right.

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How many kids do you have? Just curious.

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How many kids do you have? Just curious.
Biological = 0
Help raise = 2

If I deem it necessary to correct a kid, I dont go back on what I said just because they whimper a bit. Then again, kids dont like me ether.

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Fair enough. How much to do you value the motorcycle insights of people who have never ridden? Just putting your statements in a context that'd be familiar to you.

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...You can be a single lady if you want...
now how many supportive dads do you hear tell their sons that?

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Fair enough. How much to do you value the motorcycle insights of people who have never ridden? Just putting your statements in a context that'd be familiar to you.
If you dont value my opinion, then why are you arguing about it?

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apparently you cant talk about parenting without being one. :P

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If you dont value my opinion, then why are you arguing about it?
For the same reason you're giving it, because I can.

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Vcook, you seem pissy today

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As long as their tits are bigger than their dicks, im in.

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apparently you cant talk about parenting without being one. :P
You can talk about it, but those who are know that your insights are limited.

Seriously, you cross these thresholds and you immediately go "ooooh holy fuck I reaaaally had no clue!"
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What a strange thread to have a parenting argument in. But if there's one thing the internet does well, its porn. and if there's two things the internet does well, its argue.
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What a strange thread to have a parenting argument in. But if there's one thing the internet does well, its porn. and if there's two things the internet does well, its argue.
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what a strange thread to have a parenting argument in. But if there's one thing the internet does well, its porn. And if there's two things the internet does well, its argue.
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