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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 09-15-2003, 03:05 PM
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Well, that explains it....

This goes a long way towards explaining a lot of things:

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

And that's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 09-15-2003, 03:25 PM
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So, how come the more I drink, the fatter the girls that I talk to are?? That's wierd, and doesn't make any sense...

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Hey, fat girls need lovin to
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very true...

"Beauty, is in the eye of the beerholder"
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True... maybe they are smarter too, and that's why I end up talking to them. Hu, I never made the conection. Thanks Nickbob!

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So, how come the more I drink, the fatter the girls that I talk to are?? That's wierd, and doesn't make any sense...
cuz in reallity you like them alot.
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