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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 09-15-2003, 04:08 PM
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A preacher was walking along a street when he noticed a small boy sitting on the curb. The boy had a bottle of liquid and seemed fascinated with it. The preacher was curious as to what was in the bottle, so he asked the boy what was in the bottle?

The little boy looked up to the preacher and says "Preacher, what I have here is the most powerful liquid in the world. This is a bottle of turpentine!"

The preacher smiled and shook his head and said "No, no my child, you are wrong. The most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water, for if you would rub a little Holy water on a pregnant woman's belly, she will pass a baby boy!"

The little boy just grinned and replied "Shit preacher, that aint nothing. If you was to rub a little of this turpentine on a cat's ass, it will pass a motorcycle!"

That is funny man!!

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lol, good one
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That's funny stuff man!

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