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A Letter To Jessie James

You Stupid Bastard! You cheated on Sandra Bullock?
How in the world can you be so stupid? You are married to one of the most beautiful women in the world.
She has a body to die for and her current wealth shadowed only by Oprah.
Your wife, recently beat out Julia Roberts in the polls and is now named " America 's Sweetheart."

You also remember, she just won an Oscar and praised you up and down in front of the world

while you were porkiní away.

You are really a piece of work! You are the most hated asshole cheater on the planet!

How can you live with yourself!

I only have one thing to say to the despicable, miserable, cheating piece of shit that you are:

Thanks for taking the heat off of me. Letís do lunch.

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lol good one! For a second there i thought this was a personal rant. Hahaha.
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Nice one! LOL

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Sandra is one of the most beautiful women in the world?

I guess I don't drink enough.

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Sandra is one of the most beautiful women in the world?

I guess I don't drink enough.
Or you saw some of those cottage cheese shots of her that got published a few years back.
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Sandra is one of the most beautiful women in the world?

I guess I don't drink enough.
I agree , I dont see it .

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You guys are killing me here

Tiger think so and that is what matters

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You guys are killing me here

Tiger think so and that is what matters
have you seen some of the trailer trash that he picked up? Don't get me wrong, I would probably do any of them, but when you are a rich sucessful sports athelete, can't you do better than a run down Hooters Waitress?

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have you seen some of the trailer trash that he picked up? Don't get me wrong, I would probably do any of them, but when you are a rich sucessful sports athelete, can't you do better than a run down Hooters Waitress?
On I agree.

The joke is calling Sandra hot by Tigers standards

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