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What? So my rap albums are wrong? Saying "Yo bitch, marry me!", followed by a champagne boob bath is no longer appropriate?

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blahblahblah. i don't think he actually ever asked, "will you marry me?"

nice shirt(s) though. lol.

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my best advise is dont!
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my best advise is dont!
+10000

After they get that pieces of paper, look out! (Yes, I know from experience )
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My GAWD - His shirt combo was BREATHTAKING

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What? So my rap albums are wrong? Saying "Yo bitch, marry me!", followed by a champagne boob bath is no longer appropriate?
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my best advise is dont!
This is the true message of rap albums.


Propose?
but for what?
we don't love them hoes. yeah.

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hey mateen! when did you find the time to film this? you look slightly different on vid
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what, we didn't bomb that country yet?


wait, didn't he serve indiana jones, monkey brains?
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I like the german version better...


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i want that 3 minutes of my life back...
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I like the german version better...

its not how big your cock is, its how big your wallet is
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I am with you .

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Man her schnoze is HUGE - Meth boy gave up Brook for that beak??? - She must be a Dynamo on the rack

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I like the german version better...

Classic!

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First video..... what is there to say other than DAMN man grow a pair!!!

Second video...... Well at least shes a honest girl, the rest only pretend to not care about that!
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second video...... Well at least shes a honest girl, the rest only pretend to not care about that!

this!



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LAME! Not funny at all.

Take it to the STREETS!
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