I don't mean to offend any of you Harley riders but someone sent this to me and I could not stop laughing:
One day on a farm, after many days of heavy rain, a horse gets stuck in a deep mud pit. As he is struggling in the mud, one of the farmer's chickens hears his cries for help. The chicken runs over to the mud pit and tells the horse to hold on while he gets the farmers' Harley. The chicken comes riding up on the Harley, throws the horse a rope and uses the Harley to pull the horse to safety. The horse is very grateful.
Several weeks later, after a rainstorm, the chicken gets stuck in the mud puddle. As the chicken cries for help the horse hears him and runs over to help. "hurry and get the farmer's Harley", the chicken says, "No need", says the horse, as he straddles the puddle and lowers his dick down to the chicken. The chicken grabs the dick and as he is pulled to safety we realize the moral of the story...
IF YOU'RE HUNG LIKE A HORSE, YOU DON'T NEED A HARLEY TO PICK UP CHICKS!!!