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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old 09-18-2003, 02:09 PM
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Hippie Love

A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would make love to him. The nun surprised by the question politely declines and gets off the at the next stop.
When the bus starts on it's way the driver says to the hippie, "I can tell you how you can get that nun to make love to you." The hippie says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery and prays to God. "If you went dressed in a robe and a glow in the dark paint mask she would think you are God and you could command her to make love to you."
The hippie decides this is a great idea, so that Tuesday he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun to show up. At midnight sure enough the nun shows up and begins praying the hippie jumped out from hiding and says. "I AM GOD! I have heard your prayers and I will answer them, BUT ... first you must make love to me." The nun agrees but and asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity because she is married to the church. The hippie agrees to this and has his way with the nun.

After the hippie finishes he stands up and rips off the mask and shouts, "Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm the hippie!"

Then the nun jumps up and shouts, "Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm the bus driver!"


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post #2 of 12 (permalink) Old 09-18-2003, 02:14 PM
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another classic! nice dude, havent heard that one in ages!

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another classic! nice dude, havent heard that one in ages!

Boy, you've heard em all, eh?
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Boy, you've heard em all, eh?
He used to drive a bus

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He used to drive a bus
yeah, its a true story!!!



for several years of my life i would forward every joke i got to like 30 friends and in turn they would do the same. In time i heard them all!

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I think today I have laughed more than I have in the past month!! These threads are hilarious!!!

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Thats funny,
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Re: Hippie Love

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...After the hippie finishes he stands up and rips off the mask and shouts, "Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm the hippie!"

Then the nun jumps up and shouts, "Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm the bus driver!"
Why would the bus driver be laughing?? He just got it up the cornhole! Unless he's gay...

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yeah, its a true story!!!



for several years of my life i would forward every joke i got to like 30 friends and in turn they would do the same. In time i heard them all!
So, you're the bastard that starts all of those annoying f'in forwards?? Nice Chris... Real nice.

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So, you're the bastard that starts all of those annoying f'in forwards?? Nice Chris... Real nice.
I stopped doing it about 3 years ago. Thats why all these are old to me!

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