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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 05-02-2010, 09:47 PM Thread Starter
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Funny Porn Movie Titles (text only lol)



Actual titles:

Batman in Robin
Free My Willy
Glad he ate her
Gangbangs of New York
Blown in 60 Seconds
A Beautiful Behin
Womb Raider
Schindler's Fist
Shaving Ryan's Privates
Driving Into Miss Daisy
Riding Miss Daisy
Blowjob Impossible
Dyke Hard
Star Whores
Sorest Rump
Edward Penishands
On Golden Blonde
How Stella Got Her Tube Packed
In Diana Jones and the Temple Poon
Saturday Night Beaver
Sick Degrees of Penetration
Legally Boned
Throbin Hood (Prince of Beaves)
When Harry Ate Sally
Romancing The Bone
Lord Of The G-Strings
White Men Can't Hump
Ocean's 11 inches
American Booty
Pulp Friction
Swollow Hal
Spankenstein
Breast Side Story
Buffy The Vampire Layer
Buttman and Throbbin'
Rambone
Sperms of Enderarment
School of Cock
Sperminator

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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 05-02-2010, 10:01 PM
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haha yup

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Ahh. Days gone by.
 
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Bahahahaha!!! The play on words on some of these is awesome

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They use a simple formula in this type of situation -

Tool + HP = loss

Its really that simple."
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The Hornymoaners: The Lust Episodes
Total Reball
Queer And Pleasant Ranger
Men In Back
Forrest Pump

Dante: [to Randal] You never go ass-to-mouth!
Randal: [to Dante] Would you grow up!
Becky: [to Dante] OK, I'm only telling you this because we're friends, but sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgivable to go ass-to-mouth.
Randal: [chuckling] Ha! I knew it.
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As long as their tits are bigger than their dicks, im in.

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i have one thats called Lord of the Cockring and The Davinci Load

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