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post #1 of 14 (permalink) Old 05-04-2010, 09:19 AM Thread Starter
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german guy marries his cat

he really loves that pussy.

http://www.thelocal.de/society/20100503-26937.html

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A man from the eastern Germany state of Saxony man is so in love with his ailing cat that he has reportedly married her.

Postal worker Uwe Mitzscherlich decided to marry his 15-year-old black and white cat Cecilia because she may not have long to live, daily Bild reported on Monday.

“Cecilia is such a trusting creature. We cuddle all the time and she has always slept in my bed. Our hearts beat as one — it’s unique!

The two met some 10 years ago when he was vacationing on the Baltic Sea coast. The love between them was so strong that when the 39-year-old, who lives in Possendorf near Dresden, realised that his asthmatic and overweight feline friend would likely die soon, he decided to make it official.

But because German authorities will not officiate a wedding between man and cat, Mitzscherlich asked 56-year-old actress Christin-Maria Lohri to do the honours for a fee of €300.

“I first thought it was a joke,” said the actress, who is known for her role on police drama Polizeiruf 110. “But for Mr. Mitzscherlich this is about fulfilling his heart’s desire.”

Dressed in a tuxedo with a top hat, the groom held his bride, who wore a tiny wedding gown. The ceremony was complete with flowers, a wedding march, vows and a kiss.








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how else was he going to get the gerbil out of his ass?

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Our hearts beat as one ó itís unique!
No, sir, it's not unique.
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from eastern Germany state of Saxony
this explains a lot... the general German opinion on people from this is area is not positive...

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this explains a lot... the general German opinion on people from this is area is not positive...
I was waiting for an explanation , thanks .

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I was waiting for an explanation , thanks .
I'm guessing this guy lives in the German equivalent of Appalachia.
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they are married now.. that cat is never gonna blow him again.

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I'm guessing this guy lives in the German equivalent of Appalachia.
no, they are worse... it's turned around, the smart peeps live in the hills... I lived in the hills that should prove it.

No seriously I know a bunch of people from that area, and a lot of them are missing some screws...

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to each his own but I've seen hotter cats.

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they are married now.. that cat is never gonna blow him again.
hahahahhaha, best post of the thread!!! All his stockpiled peanut butter is now useless.

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