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post #1 of 30 (permalink) Old 05-08-2010, 07:15 AM Thread Starter
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This is how I imagine some of you

LESS TALK MORE ACTION

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post #2 of 30 (permalink) Old 05-08-2010, 08:17 AM
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My Jean shorts have faded a bit and my hair is longer now - Also, I have contacts too

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He's so serious about his plans too.

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post #4 of 30 (permalink) Old 05-08-2010, 08:55 AM
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post #5 of 30 (permalink) Old 05-08-2010, 08:56 AM
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When the zombies come, I want that guy at my side.
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post #7 of 30 (permalink) Old 05-08-2010, 09:46 AM
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He's talking about gun users moving too slow...the idiot is attacking fixed targets.
That's like having sex with a blowup dolls and pretending its the real thing.

You better be nice to America or we will bring democracy to your country.
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post #8 of 30 (permalink) Old 05-08-2010, 09:58 AM
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"I'm hiding behind a tree somewhere, and i see someone coming down the trail, and i go - ha, thats my enemy"... classic.

also love the last dialog.. "just hanging out"?


lol. remind me not to hang out with this guy.

- JJ

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post #9 of 30 (permalink) Old 05-08-2010, 10:14 AM
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check out full length version! even better!
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post #10 of 30 (permalink) Old 05-08-2010, 11:01 AM
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I own a gun , a lot less running involved.

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post #11 of 30 (permalink) Old 05-08-2010, 11:05 AM
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post #12 of 30 (permalink) Old 05-08-2010, 11:06 AM
GO RIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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He's talking about gun users moving too slow...the idiot is attacking fixed targets.
That's like having sex with a blowup dolls and pretending its the real thing.
best guess is, he does have sex with blowup dolls!
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post #13 of 30 (permalink) Old 05-08-2010, 12:12 PM
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Is this guy serious?
Hey!!!

When the stationary crudely cut out silohette people of vergon 6 invade you're gonna be wishing he had made more videos!

And dont get me started on the upcoming rise of the Coors Light cans! If the mountains are blue on the cold activated can they are twice as dangerous!

Thanks to this guy we will all be prepared!

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post #14 of 30 (permalink) Old 05-08-2010, 12:49 PM
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post #15 of 30 (permalink) Old 05-08-2010, 12:59 PM
Eat a bag o' dix!
 
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wtf

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As long as their tits are bigger than their dicks, im in.

-"You will meet your destiny on the road of avoidance."

-"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift. That is why we call it the present."

-"It's not considered premarital sex if you don't plan on getting married."
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post #16 of 30 (permalink) Old 05-08-2010, 01:21 PM
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<- Erwin

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Ashwin Gopal, David Ryan, Baby Ronin Tyler, John George, Chris Kotacka aka 'Arch', Eva Grzegorczyk

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image v. substance. Some people want to be motorcyclists, others just want to be seen as motorcyclists.
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post #17 of 30 (permalink) Old 05-08-2010, 01:35 PM
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Is it me...he just looks like Jeff/racingxtc7!

Is *that* what he does when he's not making speakers?

aut cum scuto aut in scuto

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post #18 of 30 (permalink) Old 05-08-2010, 01:36 PM
Eat a bag o' dix!
 
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its just you

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As long as their tits are bigger than their dicks, im in.

-"You will meet your destiny on the road of avoidance."

-"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift. That is why we call it the present."

-"It's not considered premarital sex if you don't plan on getting married."
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post #19 of 30 (permalink) Old 05-08-2010, 02:10 PM
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That's like having sex with a blowup dolls and pretending its the real thing.
Don't Judge....

"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming WOW, what a RIDE !!"
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post #20 of 30 (permalink) Old 05-08-2010, 05:29 PM
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Does anyone else think ...

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Our life is a non-stop ride to our death.
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post #21 of 30 (permalink) Old 05-08-2010, 08:25 PM
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Is this the same guy?


aut cum scuto aut in scuto

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post #22 of 30 (permalink) Old 05-08-2010, 08:49 PM
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that last vid probably took 40 tries.
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post #23 of 30 (permalink) Old 05-08-2010, 08:51 PM
ask me about my jiu jitsu
 
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i like the swing set in the background.

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Somehow I don't think the fella in the first video has ever really faced any one as ugly as some people can be in defense.

The shit he's talking about is cold blooded murder without the victim knowing it's coming.Lamo

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post #25 of 30 (permalink) Old 05-08-2010, 09:24 PM
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i like the swing set in the background.
That's a *tactical* swing set! It's for training!

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post #26 of 30 (permalink) Old 05-08-2010, 10:12 PM
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So much for the 21 foot rule....


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post #27 of 30 (permalink) Old 05-09-2010, 12:36 AM
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Hahaaha..... that's racingxtc aka Christian Slater.

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post #28 of 30 (permalink) Old 05-09-2010, 07:49 AM Thread Starter
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Im going to go ahead and guess this guy has an ex-wife
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Im going to go ahead and guess this guy has an ex-wife
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Im going to go ahead and guess this guy has an ex-wife
He had a wife....

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