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Heh. I was on the red line today and saw two black guys snatch a white girl's phone at the Harrison station right when the doors opened on the train. They were running out the station when two undercover cops on foot patrol grabbed em by the exit and took em in.

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Heh. I was on the red line today and saw two black guys snatch a white girl's phone at the Harrison station right when the doors opened on the train. They were running out the station when two undercover cops on foot patrol grabbed em by the exit and took em in.
heh, good fucking story.
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Heh. I was on the red line today and saw two black guys snatch a white girl's phone at the Harrison station right when the doors opened on the train. They were running out the station when two undercover cops on foot patrol grabbed em by the exit and took em in.
She must have already signed up for this program.

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She must have already signed up for this program.
Wonder how fit the girl was, if the program works
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Heh. I was on the red line today and saw two black guys snatch a white girl's phone at the Harrison station right when the doors opened on the train. They were running out the station when two undercover cops on foot patrol grabbed em by the exit and took em in.
Owned. I bet they were like, oh fuck.
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Heh. I was on the red line today and saw two black guys snatch a white girl's phone at the Harrison station right when the doors opened on the train. They were running out the station when two undercover cops on foot patrol grabbed em by the exit and took em in.
I wonder if she paid double for two coaches?

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