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post #2 of 22 (permalink) Old 05-11-2010, 04:20 AM
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Repost of doom...sorry, but was tossed up here about 2 years ago. But yea, they r whores for doing that

...plus my gf was with me saying "omg slow down, slow down" and I was thinking "Lose annoying squalk box in passenger seat, afford more mods and have less weight in the car and on the back of the bike"...so i dumped her and I'm single again as usual...HERE KITTY KITTY!!!
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suddenly becoming more motivated to buy an alarm

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Best part is I am assuming they are running off to their cars.
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suddenly becoming more motivated to buy an alarm
All that would have done is make noise while the girls was dropping it

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Note to self, never park my bike in front of a bar.

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you know years ago i caught some douche bag harley guys sitting on my bike making vroom vroom noises on my 9r to his buddy as he called my bike a jap POS and spit on it "mind you i saw this all on the way out cause i know they were trouble and i was gonna leave when they did on the way out" so as i laughed and they turned back and saw me and was like ow shit...i put on my helmet and totally face smashed this fucken guy and he went out like a bag a shit.

his lady was screaming and crying and his buddy pulled a knife and slashed at me and got my jacket but not me. i got the knife away from him and pounded the fuck outta him.

next thing you know the bar owner stuck his head out with a shot gun saying stop it and the cops are coming and to stay put.

once the cops came i explained what happened and they asked me if i wanted to press charges for the assault against me i looked at them both and said.NAHHHHH we are just a bunch of americans fighting over stupid shit about harleys made with jap components and jap bikes that is easy to read its a jap bike.

i looked at them both and told them dont ever sit on my ride again or next time ill use a knife on them for defending myself from idiots.

true story.

dont believe me? there is tons of old school homies that know about this one. i wore that cracked helmet for close to a year after that..hahhahhahaa



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you know years ago i caught some douche bag harley guys sitting on my bike making vroom vroom noises on my 9r to his buddy as he called my bike a jap pos and spit on it "mind you i saw this all on the way out cause i know they were trouble and i was gonna leave when they did on the way out" so as i laughed and they turned back and saw me and was like ow shit...i put on my helmet and totally face smashed this fucken guy and he went out like a bag a shit.

His lady was screaming and crying and his buddy pulled a knife and slashed at me and got my jacket but not me. I got the knife away from him and pounded the fuck outta him.

Next thing you know the bar owner stuck his head out with a shot gun saying stop it and the cops are coming and to stay put.

Once the cops came i explained what happened and they asked me if i wanted to press charges for the assault against me i looked at them both and said.nahhhhh we are just a bunch of americans fighting over stupid shit about harleys made with jap components and jap bikes that is easy to read its a jap bike.

I looked at them both and told them dont ever sit on my ride again or next time ill use a knife on them for defending myself from idiots.

True story.

Dont believe me? There is tons of old school homies that know about this one. I wore that cracked helmet for close to a year after that..hahhahhahaa
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so true hahahaha

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Hopefully the bike owner got a head cap after this...
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I fail to see the humor in having your bike dumped over by some stupid bitch. ...and I'm surprised that you're one of the ones laughing.

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you know years ago i caught some douche bag harley guys sitting on my bike making vroom vroom noises on my 9r to his buddy as he called my bike a jap POS and spit on it "mind you i saw this all on the way out cause i know they were trouble and i was gonna leave when they did on the way out" so as i laughed and they turned back and saw me and was like ow shit...i put on my helmet and totally face smashed this fucken guy and he went out like a bag a shit.

his lady was screaming and crying and his buddy pulled a knife and slashed at me and got my jacket but not me. i got the knife away from him and pounded the fuck outta him.

next thing you know the bar owner stuck his head out with a shot gun saying stop it and the cops are coming and to stay put.

once the cops came i explained what happened and they asked me if i wanted to press charges for the assault against me i looked at them both and said.NAHHHHH we are just a bunch of americans fighting over stupid shit about harleys made with jap components and jap bikes that is easy to read its a jap bike.

i looked at them both and told them dont ever sit on my ride again or next time ill use a knife on them for defending myself from idiots.

true story.

dont believe me? there is tons of old school homies that know about this one. i wore that cracked helmet for close to a year after that..hahhahhahaa
broken oar near starved rock?

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you know years ago i caught some douche bag harley guys sitting on my bike making vroom vroom noises on my 9r to his buddy as he called my bike a jap POS and spit on it "mind you i saw this all on the way out cause i know they were trouble and i was gonna leave when they did on the way out" so as i laughed and they turned back and saw me and was like ow shit...i put on my helmet and totally face smashed this fucken guy and he went out like a bag a shit.

his lady was screaming and crying and his buddy pulled a knife and slashed at me and got my jacket but not me. i got the knife away from him and pounded the fuck outta him.

next thing you know the bar owner stuck his head out with a shot gun saying stop it and the cops are coming and to stay put.

once the cops came i explained what happened and they asked me if i wanted to press charges for the assault against me i looked at them both and said.NAHHHHH we are just a bunch of americans fighting over stupid shit about harleys made with jap components and jap bikes that is easy to read its a jap bike.

i looked at them both and told them dont ever sit on my ride again or next time ill use a knife on them for defending myself from idiots.

true story.

dont believe me? there is tons of old school homies that know about this one. i wore that cracked helmet for close to a year after that..hahhahhahaa


That's about as gangster as it gets. You da man!

Take it to the STREETS!
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broken oar near starved rock?
a dive shit hole in joliet..the guys at the Oar know at least to talk shit but dont touch someone elses bike.

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That's about as gangster as it gets. You da man!
correction....i was an idiot



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All that would have done is make noise while the girls was dropping it
lol maybe/probably true. Unless it came with a drunk girl perimeter sensor

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