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Two data packets walk into a bar. The Server asks them what they’d like before it sends them off to their IP address. The first packet says “nothing for me; I have a parity error.” The second packet says “I thought you looked a bit off.”
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Two data packets walk into a bar. The Server asks them what they’d like before it sends them off to their IP address. The first packet says “nothing for me; I have a parity error.” The second packet says “I thought you looked a bit off.”

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Eric, here's the translation:
Two bacteria walk into a bar. The bartender says, we don't serve bacteria in this bar. So the bacteria say, we work here, we are staff.

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I've posted this one before and feel it belongs in this thread:

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An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a quarter of a beer.

The bartender says "You're all idiots", and pours two beers.

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Two data packets walk into a bar. The Server asks them what they’d like before it sends them off to their IP address. The first packet says “nothing for me; I have a parity error.” The second packet says “I thought you looked a bit off.”

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I've posted this one before and feel it belongs in this thread:
Hahahaha!! love that one too!

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Eric, here's the translation:
Two bacteria walk into a bar. The bartender says, we don't serve bacteria in this bar. So the bacteria say, we work here, we are staff.
Please tell me you just made that up...because that's some good shit right there.

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In case someone doesn't know this one:


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Those who understand binary, and those who don't


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In case someone doesn't know this one:


There are 10 kinds of people in the world.
Those who understand binary, and those who don't

1's and 0's!

I'm off to reference my ASCII table to build my next reply!

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in case someone doesn't know this one:


There are 10 kinds of people in the world.
Those who understand binary, and those who don't

:d
010011000100111101001100

You better be nice to America or we will bring democracy to your country.
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I'm in a

"10010111001101110011000001001101011110010000010000 011000000000000000"

kind of mood today!

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010011000100111101001100
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I'm in a

"10010111001101110011000001001101011110010000010000 011000000000000000"

kind of mood today!
FAIL! according to http://www.roubaixinteractive.com/Pl...ry_To_Text.asp

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Dammit! Thats what I get for using a shitty converter!

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I'm in a

"10010111001101110011000001001101011110010000010000 011000000000000000"

kind of mood today!
Your parity bit is off hehe

Way too many geeks in here!

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Dammit! Thats what I get for using a shitty converter! I over complicated the process!

01001011011010010111001101110011001000000110110101 11100100100000011000010111001101110011

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Eric, here's the translation:
Two bacteria walk into a bar. The bartender says, we don't serve bacteria in this bar. So the bacteria say, we work here, we are staff.
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Please tell me you just made that up...because that's some good shit right there.
brilliant. mateen is scary smart.

01100010011100100110100101101100011011000110100101 10000101101110011101000010000000101101001000000111 01110110100101101100011011000010000001110100011000 01011101010110011101101000011101000010000001101101 011001010010000001110100011010000110100101110011

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When they saw a derivative coming towards them.
The constant says "Oh crap, I gotta get out of here, if that derivative gets a hold of me, Ill turn into nothing"
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this thing walks into a bar and the bartender says hey what the fuck are you mang? The thing says I'm non specific urethritis mang.

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this thing walks into a bar and the bartender says hey what the fuck are you mang? The thing says I'm non specific urethritis mang.
wat?

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